Wolf Blitzer has the charisma of a toadstool.

[LaraMN]

Actually, the toadstool is more compelling.

[Fleshdancer]

1. I think he has the personality of cardboard

cool looking toadstool btw

[LaraMN]

3. He actually does look like a wolf

It's creepy.

[ForrestGump]

2. Or, borrowing some of that superfluous punctuation that's floating around the Lounge,

perhaps a toad's stool.

It's a pity such a cool name is wasted on him, though.

[LaraMN]

4. As disturbing as it is

I can't help but wonder if he has a kinky growling fetish. Not that I want to find out personally, mind you.

[ForrestGump]

5. A growling FETISH?

now you've got me worried... :scared:

[LaraMN]

7. I don't really WANT to think about it;

I just can't help it!

:scared:

[Orrex]

13. Or a toad's tool

He hasn't uttered a compelling word in at least 17 years.

[Bassic]

6. You're aboslutely right.

I truly despise the man as a journalist.

[LaraMN]

8. I think it would kill him to smile.

He clearly needs a laxative.

[Bassic]

9. That, and a healthy dose of humility.

The man thinks much too highly of himself.

[Deja Q]

10. Yeah, but his hair is better than mine!

He's got more of it too. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. He's a reporter, and a damned good one

He shouldn't be in an anchor's chair. Putting him there was a monumental error on CNN's part.

[bluesbassman]

12. It's actually a symbiotic relationship.

The toadstool requires shit and darkness to survive. Wolf provides both in abundance.

[Orsino]

14. Only some of the charisma of the toadstool.

So little, in fact, that we didn't notice any missing.