My 7yo wants to kill me. She really does.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

I just received a phone call from home. My 7yo talks with a very somber tone: "Dad, I have horrible news to tell you".

"Huh", I say. My enthralls start dancing around inside me like crazy.

"We're out of water. The taps are dry."

I manage to mumble something about saving dramatic speech for dramatic events. I'm still shaking.

Someone should tell her I DON'T have such a big inheritance to leave.

I'm still shaking.

[LuLu550]

1. sounds like a budding

drama queen... wait until she's 16! I have one of them...it only gets worse!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. So, she was kidding? Just trying to mess with you?

That's actually kinda funny. Just laugh it off. EVerything's ok. Who would have a 7 Year old call to deliver horrible news anyway?
Duckie

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. No kidding

I think she doesn't yet know the difference between an annoyance and a tragedy.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Well, this just proves that your house is never going to be boring!

LOL Like that's a reassurance I know. Just enjoy it and don't get too mad at her. Besides you have much worse stuff to look forward to.
Duckie

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Yep. Boring, JCCyC Manor ain't! (nt)