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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 02:47 AM
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Lord and Lady! My lover is driving me crazy!
He's emailing me in French -and he doesn't speak it or know it. I think he's on one of his "let's move to Canada" kicks again. I need to sit him down and explain they do speak English in Canada and your French sucks.

Aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! 18 years and he still finds ways to drive me crazy.


Khash.

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 02:58 AM
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1. you want I should kick his Fench-emailing ass, khashka?
it's a good enough reason
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:20 AM
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2. I think I can handle it
but if I need help you can join in.

All we do is fight and annoy each other - for 18 years. There are times I've watched him sleeping and thought "I could strangle him now and nobody would know it was murder". But I love him, so I can't kill him.

Khash.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:23 AM
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3. LOL
that actually sounds romantic in a kooky kind of way :thumbsup:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:14 AM
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4. Hehehe.
He is lucky to have you.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 07:36 AM
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5. Could Canada cope with you?
That's all I'm concerned about.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 12:38 PM
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7. Canada won't take me
for some reason they think international arms dealing is a bad thing. Go figure.
(And yes I did. Grow up dealing with a certain Saudi family and it seems natural - but I never actually sold weapons, just infotech. But legally the same thing.)

Canadians seem pretty laid back. My ex said I was so laid back I was almost in a coma. I might fit in.

Khash.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 09:02 AM
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6. That's why the gods invented babelfish. :)
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