I was thinking about turning John McCain's head into a warehouse

[Rambis]

I could import kegs of Guinness and Smithwicks from Ireland and make a tidy profit. It is a vast cold empty dark space perfect for storing beer. What would you store in John McCain's head?

[Chan790]

1. The Vatican archives.

Say what you will about the Catholic Church...they've got archives filled with some cool stuff.

[regularguy]

2. I'd install an 8-inch floppy drive.

And possibly open up a brick oven pizza restaurant.

[Rambis]

3. Why not

plenty of room although lighting might be an issue?

[unpossibles]

4. My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare

I had to cram so many things to store everything in there

[Rambis]

5. I started something

I am purposefully forgetting things- I was doing two jobs in my office for about 3 years due to a coworkers illness. I have chosen to forget the other job and the duties now that there is someone in that position.

[EnviroBat]

9. Is that a song lyric?

It's a goo done if it is...

[unpossibles]

10. David Bowie - "Five Years"

I love that song.

[Rambis]

6. Grateful Dead missed out on McCains head

Grateful Dead archives going to UC Santa Cruz
The archives of the Bay Area rock band the Grateful Dead - a treasure trove of more than 30 years of memorabilia that includes the band's first recording contract, life-size skeletons of band members and artwork hand-made by its fans - are headed to UC Santa Cruz, where they will be displayed at McHenry Library

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/04/23/DDML109ACN.DTL&tsp=1

[KitchenWitch]

7. I would use it for a nuclear waste dump.

[EnviroBat]

8. Horse Shit.

It'd be a helluva lot better than what's in there now. Perhaps he'd be able to form a logical sentence.

[vixengrl]

11. Things I didn't want to be too closely examined.

Things in there really *don't* seem to be closely examined, you know?