Oh shit! I ate a Luna bar before reading the label

[The Inquisitive]

It's an energy bar made by woman for woman, and I'm a guy! Has the FDA conducted any studies on the side effects??? HELP ME! I think it's turning me into a woman, I feel sassy and empowered already!

[Tektonik]

1. they're yummy

:9

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Estrogen in every bite.

Welcome to the distaff side.

[LeftyMom]

3. You're doomed.

dooOOOOOooomed!

[Shakespeare]

4. one word: Manboobs.

You're doomed.

[DarkTirade]

5. Invest in a push-up bra.

And mirror.

[Critters2]

6. That glass is half-full. No more shaving!

And you're likely to grow some lovely, long, luxurious lashes!

[jmowreader]

7. They did, and they're real bad

If you suddenly feel the urge to put the seat down, see Sex in the City and wear fuchsia, the change is starting.

On edit: if you suddenly lose the desire to call fuchsia "process magenta," the change is complete.

[KitchenWitch]

8. As others have said, beware of Moobage

[Extend a Hand]

9. you'll just have to hold on to

you balls to make sure they don't just shrivel up and disappear-- Three days will probably do it ;)

[Lex]

10. Your wang will fall off now.

sorry

[izzybeans]

11. That happened to me like twice or something.

:rofl:

[crim son]

12. Don't be afraid. My daughter

gave one to my fifteen-year-old son, just to mess with his head. If anything, he's become taller and better looking after eating it! :P