Speaking of crappy movies...

[Archae]

Our local cable company has on it's free "On Demand," a movie called "The Beach Girls."

Really crappy movie, just an excuse for lots of bare T & A.

[MrCoffee]

1. You've completely contradicted yourself there, amigo

If it's got lots of bare T&A, how could it possibly be a really crappy movie?

[unpossibles]

3. while there was a time I'd agree...

I take it you've never seen "Sliver"?

[MrCoffee]

4. Automatic disqualification - illegal use of Sharon Stone

There's nothing at all sexy about Sharon Stone.

[DS1]

9. Depends on the T&A in question

I would not enjoy Candy Crowley doing a burlesque martini glass bath routine.

That's something which should be left to the professionals

[redqueen]

2. So... did you watch it?

[Archae]

12. Part of it.

Better stuff on the Internet, nowadays. :P

[Redbear]

5. Plot Summary

School is out, and three girls head to the beach for vacation. Two of the girls are world-wise party-goers who attempt to loosen up their naive, virginal friend, whose uncle has allowed the girls to stay at his beach house. When the near-sighted, drug smuggling Captain Bly dumps his cargo of marijuana, the bales wash up on shore. The two party girls, Ginger and Ducky, quickly stuff the dope into giant bags and spirit it back to the beach house, where it fuels a party with assorted misfits, delivery persons, and passersby.

[LynneSin]

7. Wow - how could they have overlooked this move for "No Country for Old Men" to win the Oscar

Someone slaced off with the Oscar group

[Archae]

11. You forgot...

The "running gag," (which makes me gag,) of the local handyman/peeping tom/pervert who keeps having accidents on his job.

No, it's just one of those movies with a "plot" that involves just about any excuse for girls showing their tits.

[NewJeffCT]

6. and what is wrong with gratuitous nudity?

I think a lot of movies could use a good dose of heaving bosoms and bare butts.

[redqueen]

8. What's wrong with it?

I'll tell you what: it can fucking well ruin a movie.

Sexuality that has something to do with the plot is one thing. The shit that's there just to please the pricks in the audience is fucking offputting.



edit: that is to say, it can ruin movies with a possibility of being good in the first place... dedicated T&A movies like this... who fuckin cares. But keep that shit where it belongs. Shitass T&A movies, and in porn. x(

[LynneSin]

10. One of those girls in your movie is now in "Real Housewives of Orange County"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0866460/bio

She was also one of those 3 leggy girls you'd see in all those ZZTop videos like "Legs" and "Sharp Dressed Man"