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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 04:28 AM
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Seven California teens may face felony charges after going on a vandalism spree involving 1500 eggs.
http://cbs13.com/crime/tracy.egging.spree.2.734416.html

TRACY, Calif. (CBS13) ― Seven Tracy teenagers could face felony charges after admitting to egging hundreds of cars on a four-week vandalism spree.

Tracy police arrested seven teens for misdemeanor vandalism early Monday morning after getting calls from victims.

Police say the teens confessed to buying 1500 eggs and throwing them at hundreds of cars in neighborhoods all around town over a four-week period.

Several Tracy streets are still littered with broken egg shells from the spree. And many victims say they have minor but permanent damage to the paint on their cars from the eggs.


I hope the little bastards... fry for this!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 04:42 AM
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1. Felony...?
I'm reminded of the "MASH" episode in which Frank Burns put himself in for the Purple Heart because he got a shell fragment in his eye.



An egg shell fragment. :D



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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 08:41 AM
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2. I suspect fowl play.
Prosecutors have cautioned citizens against assuming that a conviction is certain

"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched," advised the DA.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 09:56 AM
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5. Although you're cracking me up...
I think you need to get ova it already.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 09:41 PM
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10. Some people just can't take a yolk
These felons won't be able to withstand the red-hot glair of justice.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 08:46 AM
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3. Where'd they get the money?
Around here eggs are almost $2/doz.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 09:59 AM
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7. Where do you live - I'm paying closer to $3
:cry:
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 10:29 AM
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8. Austin
But I also get almost free eggs from a friend. He's got half a dozen chickens-they eat the scorpions and black widows on his place and he gets 6 eggs a day. Costs me a gallon of gas to go there once a month and get 3 dozen eggs.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 09:50 AM
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4. Scrambled or Sunny Side up??
:rofl:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 09:59 AM
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6. The local bar is scrambling to prepare an adequate defense.
The yokes on them and they will walk away with egg on their face as the kids confessed and their prints were found on the majority of the shells -- how fragile innocence especially if all your eggs are in one basket and the judge is a little cracked to begin with.




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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 09:39 PM
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9. The odd thing is that they were arrested for poaching
What the hell is wrong with me? I should have thought of this one hours ago, dammit!
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