Creative DUers, please help me make a sign!

[Lisa0825]

Hi! I am going to be going to Crawford, TX on March 20th for a protest on the one year anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war. It's a part of Global Day of Action (http://www.unitedforpeace.org /).

I am not the most creative person, but I know we have LOTS of witty folks here! So, I would like to ask for suggestions for signs to make to take to the rally. Please give me some input!

Thanks ya'll!!!

(p.s. I am on my way out, so I won't be responding til later, but thanks in advance to all that contribute suggestions!)

[teach1st]

1. Read a newspaper, President Bush! NT

[displacedtexan]

2. WHERE'S MY JOB?

on the back:

YOU PROMISED MILLIONS OF JOBS!

[ploppy]

3. I Love Peace

It's positive and meaningful.

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Here's an idea:

A little risque, perhaps, but it would definitely be eye-catching: use a digital camera to photograph yourself from about navel to mid-thigh, wearing nothing but a large quantity of shaving cream on your crotch. Make sure a hand holding a razor is in the shot. Take it to Kinko's and have it blown up, and put on a poster with this text: "Let's Get Rid Of The Bush In 2004!" Then glue that to some good stiff cardboard.

(And if this strikes you as offensive, I apologise, but you DID say you wanted witty...)

[Lisa0825]

13. OMIGOSH! That's hilarious!!!!!

However, i may have to find a swimsuit model pic to blow up and edit the shaving cream in... not sure I want my belly blown up right now!LMAO!!!!

[carols]

5. Bush and Dick have an oil fixation

n/t
Carol

[corporatewhore]

6. Hey i gonna be at Crawford too!! how about

this war was started by a lack of intelligence and have a pic of w

[Lisa0825]

19. Hope to meet you there!!!!

How 'bout "This war was started by a MORAN" ???LOL

[fudge stripe cookays]

7. Hi Lisa!

It's Laini -

I drove the van out of Ames!

You could adapt the one I used in Austin against Perry for the redistricting rally:

"Help, my President is an Idiot!"

[Lisa0825]

15. Hi Laini!!!

How could I forget that wild ride! hehehe!

Thanks for the suggestion! Very appropriate!

[bigwillq]

8. I sign I made

Was entitled: "Burn the Bush"
And i drew a picture of a shrub and had flames all over the shrub.
Then at the bottom it said "Dean For America"

[glarius]

9. Here's my idea...

Have a picture of the soldier looking in Saddam's mouth when he was captured....Underneath in big letters

"

"NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THERE EITHER, GEORGE!"

[carols]

10. That rocks!

Wish I had that one on Sunday at Tampa Bush protest! Will definitely use in the future!
Carol

[glarius]

11. Thanks!......It's my weird mind at work......hahaha..

You could also have a picture of the head lice checking they did on him, with the same caption...

[DS1]

12. Federalized Healthcare Works!!

[Lisa0825]

14. Thanks for all the suggestions!!!!!!!!

I am going to make extra signs to bring for others, and probably double sided too, so I wil likely use almost all of these! Thanks so much!!!

[Wonco_the_Sane]

16. Hmmmm

saw something like this somewhere??? Trying to give credit without goofing the idea to badly...something like---->

---> I'm looking for "JOBS RELATED MATERIAL ACTIVITY"

hmmm, crap something like that. Any SOBER DUers know the quote I'm trying to poke fun at??? Man I'm a dork. LOL A little help!!

[DrWeird]

17. Wanna piss people off?

Have a picture of Bush and Osama.

Under Osama write: killed 3,000 innocent people.

Then under Bush: killed 10,000+ innocent people.

then: "who's worse?"

[lpbk2713]

18. One word ..............

LIAR!

[camero]

20. It's the jobs, stupid.

That would be my sign.

[cosmicdot]

21. something about Healthcare

I like the idea of having a lot of issues short and sweet for any cameras around to capture

[Lisa0825]

22. THANKS YA'LL!!!!

I think I am going to use several of these, and either switch them out or share them.

In addition to your ideas, I also decided to make one with nothing but a big drawing of a pretzel on it.LOL

My conservative friend suggested this one: when pat buchanan and the ACLU agree, you know something's rotten in denmark!
It's a little long, but good!

Thanks again for the suggestions!