I can get $800,000.00 if I pay them $165.00

[lost-in-nj]

Security keeping fee!!!!


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

I'm rich!!!!

Drinks on me!!!!!!



it's true!!!! It was in my email, so it HAS to be true


Greetings!

My Name is Mrs Edith Robertsons Head of the parcel collection and delivery services Unit of FedEx West Africa,We have been waiting for you to contact us in respect of the package deposited on our care by Mrs Joanna Benz to be deliver to you which contains Confirmed able Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but we have heard from you.

This is the reason you are been notifier,you are to contact the officer in charge of the dispatching of the package you have to note that the package is not yet Registrated in our Tracking network for you to tracking simply because we have to verify to make sure that you are the rightful person we are contacting also note that all fees have been paid by Mrs Joanna Benz (apart from the Security Keeping
fee) Delivery
charges,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheques showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country have been paid for by her.

NOTE: You will be required to pay for the Security Keeping fee because of demur rage.You have to contact the FedEx officer whose details is stated below for the delivery of your package with the information below:

Contact Person: Mr. Gregory Hats OF THE FED EX COURIER SERVICE Email Address: [email protected]
Telephone:Tel: [phone]
[phone]


Let me repeat again,try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $165.00US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Edith Robertsons.









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lost

:hi:

[TZ]

1. interesting...

That name is just two letters off from my dad's grandmother's name.....But she's NOT from Africa, obviously!:rofl:
Seriously I can't beleive in this day and age anyone falls for that...

[BOSSHOG]

2. I heard a story on NPR

(boring but important) that they send out 100,000+ of these emails. If one percent responds thats 165 thousand bucks.

I recall my wonderful Grandmother (who is no longer with us) back in the 80's, struggling on a social security pension sending a check to Oral Roberts every month. Pissed me off to tears. religious zealot charlatans in this country are no better then these knuckleheads and their emails.

I'm still waiting to get my wonder cream in the mail that will make my manhood monstrous.

[Kutjara]

3. I'm sort of wondering why...

...FedEx felt entitled to open your package and inspect it's contents. Don't they have rules about that?

I'm also trying to figure out what "demur rage" (sic) is. Polite hostility? Low-key incandescence?

Anyway, your palty $800k is nothing compared to the $20,000,000 in gold a certain prince wants to split with me. I don't even have to pay him anything, just give him my bank details so he can deposit the proceeds. So there!

[Iggo]

7. LOL @ "polite hostility."

Nicely done, sir!

[montanto]

4. Do it, I need the 165. bucks.

[BlueJazz]

5. Ah...You know ..I've always thought of you fondly and I would love it if you....

,..could be my bestest Friend.

Signed..Your Pal Blujazz

[Inchworm]

6. Woot! Forward it to me!

We'll partay!
:toast:

Hi you!

:hi: