Things you'd never say to politicians!

[UrbScotty]

Specific ones and/or politicians in general.

Things you'd never say to...

GEORGE W. BUSH
-You are one brave man.
-Wow, Einstein!
-Congratulations on that landslide in 2000! How did you do it?

HOWARD DEAN
-You need to express your feelings more.

BOB GRAHAM
-You look like Mickey Mouse!

AL SHARPTON
-You also need to express your feelings more.
-You Bush-lite!

JOE LIEBERMAN
-You're a bleeding-heart liberal!

ZELL MILLER
-You're beyond liberal; you're a flat-out commie pinko!

JEB BUSH
-You look like the Looney Toons.
-I'm sorry, I forgot: You ARE a Looney Toon!

NORTH DAKOTA GOVERNOR JOHN HOEVEN (R)
-Pepperoni or anchovies? (long story, but it happened about a year ago!)
-Your state is HAPPENIN'!

...what wouldn't you say to a politician?

[myrna minx]

1. Wow Senator Coleman,

You really stick to your lifelong ethics and worldview. In addition, you are a man who keeps his hands to himself.

[UrbScotty]

3. Another thing, Senator: You're a 99% improvement over Paul Wellstone! (nt)

[LynneSin]

2. Governor Ruth Ann Milner of Delaware

"Mind if I smoke in your office?"

(DE is a non-smoking state)

[Bertha Venation]

4. to Dianne Feinstein: "Would you like a Twinkie, Senator?"

;)

[Bertha Venation]

9. oh, come on... tell me somebody GOT this!

It's not THAT obscure, isn't it?

[allalone]

11. twinkie

SF twinkie reference noted. that's cold

[Bertha Venation]

12. Cold?

Care to elaborate?

Note the subject: Things you would NEVER say to a politician . . . .

FWIW I'm gay and a native Californian. I put Dianne in the Senate.

[NoPasaran]

5. Retired (Thank goodness!) Senator Phil Gramm of Texas

You're good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

[JVS]

6. It's OK to ignore issues that are important to me, I'll still vote for you

Yet I see the sentiment expressed often

[Bertha Venation]

10. good one eom

[waterman]

7. You guys are doing such a great job, why don't you just vote yourself

another big pay raise.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Gee, You Sure Know A Lot About Economics!

I couldn't say that to any of them.
The Professor