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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:20 AM
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Ladies, for just under $200, you can understand the mind of a man
Edited on Mon May-19-08 11:21 AM by undeterred
You're About To Learn Secrets That Most Women Will Never Know About Meeting And Keeping A Great Man...

Inside you'll learn...

What goes on inside a man's mind... and how attraction works for him.
How to "cheat-proof" your relationship... and why he might be tempted.
The ten fatal mistakes to avoid that most women make with men.
What to do if your man has a "wandering eye".
The differences in how men and women think about dating... and why most men want to keep you from being successful.
The seven secrets to communicating with a man that will create lasting love and affection.
The truth about men who aren't "emotionally available"... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one.
The five things women do that annoy men and kill intimacy.
The inside tips married women know about the tell-tale signs of a great guy.

And you'll also get a FREE trial to Christian Carter's exclusive Dating Advice For Women eLetter...

http://www.catchhimandkeephim.com /

:rofl: Would men spend $200 to understand the mind of a woman?
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:21 AM
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1. Heck, I'll give you all those answers for only a case of beer.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:24 AM
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3. Hell, I can think of 25 ways to annoy men in 25 seconds
but I never thought that sort of thing was marketable! :shrug:
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:24 AM
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2. Good grief
I've never understood the must have a man thing. I guess due to the ones I've dated since I decided to stick with cats at 25. :rofl:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:29 AM
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4. as a man you frighten me
Because if all women knew just how right you were, well, us guys would be totally out of business. :P
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:41 PM
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17. The fewer options for you guys,
the more we can make you clean and still feel lucky we let you stay. :rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:29 AM
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5. Topic number 8: The *five* things????
Edited on Mon May-19-08 11:30 AM by Richardo

:hide:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:51 AM
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8. They left out the middle part of that sentence.
It should read: "the five things women do before breakfast that annoy men and kill intimacy."



:D :hi: Richie!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:08 PM
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10. You're hogging the sink!
:hi: Bunny!
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:35 AM
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6. Two of those I can give you the answer to.

"What to do if your man has a "wandering eye". "

Get rid of him.

"The truth about men who aren't "emotionally available"... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one. "

Get rid of him.
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:49 AM
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7. is this off-topic?


This thing cost waaay more than $200,, and hasn't helped me translate AT ALL! :P
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:09 PM
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11. !!
:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:14 PM
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13. That's because
it only goes up to 10.



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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:42 PM
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18. "Ten" is not the limit


Crank 'er up!

:rofl:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:30 PM
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21. The guide for understanding a womans mind started out at $2 million
but even when discounted to $2000 there were no takers... :shrug:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 03:44 PM
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38. It's not complicated




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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:56 AM
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9. "What goes on inside a man's mind... and how attraction works for him"
BWAAAAHAHA. $200 to learn the obvious? Damn, the Lounge needs to get in on this..Think of how much money we could make by just letting people read the stuff here....
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:10 PM
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12. I will seriously answer questions and give better advice for free.
Really. Ask away. I'll answer. I missed my calling in life...I should have been a dating, relationships, and sexuality therapist/life coach. It's fun for me.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:14 PM
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14. I'll answer em for free
But I guess most women can do it themselves. But if you wanna give me 200 bucks, I won't refuse it.....

Khash.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:19 PM
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15. Sounds like a 200 dollar edition of Cosmo.
I'll give away the ending: most of the time we're thinking about sex, or sports.

Please remit all money to my PayPal account.


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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:23 PM
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16. That's in chapter 421 of my other book; the one that won't be published...
Edited on Mon May-19-08 12:23 PM by HypnoToad
* How to "cheat-proof" your relationship... and why he might be tempted.

He has eyes and testosterone. Rip his nuts out.

What to do if your man has a "wandering eye".

* Poke the eye out, noting the old phrase "third time's the charm".

The differences in how men and women think about dating... and why most men want to keep you from being successful.

* Because we don't want you pokin' or rippin' us.

The seven secrets to communicating with a man that will create lasting love and affection.

* Do whatever we want whenever we want

The truth about men who aren't "emotionally available"... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one.

* Cyanide in kool-aid

The five things women do that annoy men and kill intimacy.

* In a word: Hair

The inside tips married women know about the tell-tale signs of a great guy.

* He isn't married

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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:31 PM
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23. Hair?
:shrug:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:53 PM
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19. "What to do if your man has a "wandering eye"." If? IF?
Most men have eyes that don't wander...they run marathons.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 02:09 PM
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31. Hey, as long as the rest of him stays put...
:shrug:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 12:57 PM
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20. it's "womyn" not "ladies"
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GermanDem Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:30 PM
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22. This is hilarious! And Bullshit!
I am usually not a fan of redneck humor, but one of the redneck guys on the comedy channel once said that men basically have two desires, and two desires only: "Gimme a beer and somethin' naked!" I think that sums it up pretty well (for the record, I have been happily married to a wonderful guy for 17 years now!).
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:32 PM
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24. To understand the mind of this one
All you would have to do is serve me a cold brew and throw a pair of breast in my face.
I am not that complicated of a creature. :D
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:34 PM
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25. That information is apparently worth $200
if you market it properly. Seems a little high.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:35 PM
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26. Shit!
I should have patented it. Grrr!! :rofl:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 04:40 PM
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42. and, I don't even need the cold brew part
I'm even simpler.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:36 PM
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27. yep, if a relationship is to work, it's up to the woman to make it so...
oy! who falls for this line of crap? :eyes:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 02:06 PM
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30. Who PAYS for it?
Women who are willing to do everything on a man's terms.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:39 PM
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28. I'd expect to get a lot of change back.
:rofl:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 01:52 PM
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29. It's usually one of 5 things
Beer
Sex
Food
Sports
Work
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 02:56 PM
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32. Wow. Lobotomies have gotten cheap! n/t
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 03:13 PM
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33. Would men spend $200 to understand the mind of a woman?
If I had a million dollars to spend I couldn't understand the mind of a woman, but if I could understand the mind of a woman for 200 bucks, that would be a deal (and save me the other $999,800 to boot). I bet my wife would even buy it for me!!
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 03:15 PM
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34. There is a charlatan out there pushing that too.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 03:37 PM
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37. ...powerful insights on dating beautiful girls...
Be George Clooney.

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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 03:29 PM
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35. $200 of Testosterone Injections should do it
But dealing with the side effects is another story.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 03:34 PM
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36. "Would men spend $200 to understand the mind of a woman?"
Only if it comes with a "happy ending"

:rofl:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 03:55 PM
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39. The mistake women make is over-estimating our needs and desires.
"What goes on inside a man's mind... and how attraction works for him."

Now, I'm not going to say 'not much' because it is sexist and untrue. What I will say is that whatever is going on in the dude's head, it has nothing to do with relationships, intimacy, personal compatability, what you're wearing, how your hair is, how to decorate the house, what your children might look like, whether his folks will like your or vice versa or anything that has anything to do with anything subtle, complicated or nuanced. He is in the moment and not much else.

"How to 'cheat-proof' your relationship... and why he might be tempted."

He will be tempted. That is a given. Understand that he does not consider love and sex to be synonymous or even related. Explain why screwing around makes you sad. Otherwise, he won'y know. Also, try not to date someone with a history of lying or screwing around. If YOU are the 'other woman,' you have cause to be worried.

"The ten fatal mistakes to avoid that most women make with men."

I'll give one. Failure to understand he is not a woman. He doesn't think like you.

"What to do if your man has a 'wandering eye'."

Nothing. That is normal.

"The differences in how men and women think about dating... and why most men want to keep you from being successful."

I think 'most' is an overstatement. The ones that do, it is because he has a strong-father-figure model of governance in his head. He feels he must be the provider and in charge because he was taught growing up that those things are what men do. If so, he's probably a Republican.

"The seven secrets to communicating with a man that will create lasting love and affection."

There are two actually. 1. Talk. 2. Don't assume he knows what you mean. Explain it in practical terms.

"The truth about men who aren't 'emotionally available'... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one."

Again, we are not women and are generally expected to be unemotional. Men generally consider the display of emotion, especially ones that indicate distress, to be a feminine characteristic. It is a bit unrealistic to expect instant deprogramming for you.

"The five things women do that annoy men and kill intimacy."

Expecting him to be you. As long as he can unwind at home and has a warm bed, he'll be happy. He doesn't care about all that other stuff.

"The inside tips married women know about the tell-tale signs of a great guy."

Lack of a rap sheet? I have to wonder if there are any 'tell-tale signs' beyond common decency.
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GermanDem Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 04:12 PM
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40. Amen!!!
The older I get, the more I think men are actually not that complicated. If you are able to satisfy their basic needs: food, sex, care, they are pretty happy! For us women, sex and intimacy are different things, for men it's the same.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 04:25 PM
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41. And that's why some women will pay $200 to this guy=
because they think men are as complicated as women are so they need to study up.

A few simple truths cover everything. :hi:
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 06:03 PM
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43. Huh....an example of price inflation if there ever was one
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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 08:08 PM
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44. I don't understand other humans -
male or female. Which is why I live with dogs. Feed 'em. Pat 'em on the head, scratch an ear on occasion, play outside with 'em, let 'em sleep on the furniture - and they're happy.

Only one PROBLEM area I need to watch for....

Never, Never, NEVER run out of dog food, or my life is a living hell!!!

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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 08:10 PM
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45. The flea and tick stuff I put on my dog smells funny.
Well, I guess I can't blame him.
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 09:11 PM
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46. yes
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 10:53 PM
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47. What was the question?
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 12:31 AM
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49. would a man spend $200 to understand what women want.
i replied 'yes'.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 11:53 PM
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48. Attention shoppers! Blue light special! Understand my mind! Just $150! Limited time!
Yes, I know you can get other folk to explain me for free, but can you resist 25% off? Also, I have shoes!
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