Oh, how I wish I could copy the words to share with you here.

[lildreamer316]

'Cause y'all would just die.

I only have two forums I frequent daily...DU, and one devoted exclusively to ladies in my profession. Many times I've wished I could copy the stories told there to here for your amusement, because I know how much you all would laugh. But I would inevitably get in a lot of trouble for doing so, so I've had to refrain.

However, this evening one of our members posted a "talk like Diablo Cody" thread, and I just absolutely have to use this in my sig line from now on, methinks.


"Ah! Now your eloquence registeres on the scale which my brain absorbs information; for I am the opposite of your average pole smoking psyhcopath. Your information is not only useful but complementary, and I am enjoying swallowing the issue of your words and taking it as my own."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[taterguy]

1. Oh how we wish you could share more too

You'll be shocked but a lot of men and women on this site are quite interested in your profession.

[lildreamer316]

2. Kick for fun.