What should Parche's Punishment Be?

[SPKrazy]

For not fulfilling his end of the deal and giving DU'ers who check in a nickname?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7741271&mesg_id=7741271


He started the thread at 2:01pm CDT

At 11:18pm CDT he has not even gotten 50% of the nicknames done.

In fact I suspect that he hasn't even looked at it since 4:26 pm CDT.

Perhaps all he was wanting was the freakingy grovelbot to post in his thread? :shrug:


Parche where are you? Finish what you started!

DU'ers what should his punishment be?

:shrug:


Perhaps he should shine all of our keyboards? :spray:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:yoiks:

:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Massive, wire-like, uncontrollable PUBES.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

2. Hmm....

:think:


Eeeeeeek! :yoiks:





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. No planes for a week.

[SPKrazy]

9. Sounds appropriate!

:rofl:

[SoxFan]

4. Taking the bus

[SPKrazy]

10. Leave the driving to us!

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

5. There's just one punishment that comes to mind.

Marriage.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7740716&mesg_id=7740716

[SPKrazy]

11. OMG!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PERFECT!

[crim son]

6. I'm thinking: death.

But maybe I'm a little tired and grumpy.

[SPKrazy]

12. Ya Think?

:spray:

:rofl:


:hug:

[krispos42]

7. Depends

Or, more specifically, McCain's Depends.

:rimshot:

[SPKrazy]

13. Oh cruel cruel cruel

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:thumbsup:

[TZ]

8. New nickname for Parche:

Welcher.:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

14. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

15. He totally dissed me

And married Midlo

and he still hasn't taken me to Hawaii.

:cry:

Parche done broked my heart.

:(

[SPKrazy]

20. He should burn for that!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0RWbW29nmU4

:P

[Initech]

16. He should have to fly UPS airlines if you catch my drift.

[SPKrazy]

21. Absolutely

he needs to be shipped.... :P

[lost-in-nj]

17. ...

Biker #2: I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, then we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we scalp him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Parche: I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: No!
Biker Mama: I say you let me have him first
Biker Gang: Yeah!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hi:


lost








:hug: parche....

[SPKrazy]

22. well okay, but I want to watch...

:rofl:

[khashka]

18. Drowning in caterpillars

Not because he deserves it. I've just always wanted to see it. So let's serve him up as a sacrifice to my curiosity!

Khash.

[SPKrazy]

23. Cool, sounds like a plan!

bring on the caterpillars :rofl:

[Bullwinkle925]

19. i say . . .

this . . .


a kiss for every name missed with the one and only . . .

[SPKrazy]

24. Perfect!!!!

cover him with chocolate afterwards and bring on the ants :P


:yoiks:





:hi: Parche!!!!


:pals:

[siligut]

25. I know!

I think you need to go in and give out the nicknames on his thread! Then anytime we reply to Parche, we sign off with our nicknames!

[SPKrazy]

28. No, I am not the one who said I'd give out nicknames to all the loungers

Parche did!!!!!

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

26. Drown him in a butt of malmsey!

I always thought that was a really interesting way to check out. They don't make political plots like they used to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George,_Duke_of_Clarence

[SPKrazy]

27. Sounds perfect again!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

29. .

:rofl:

[Cant trust em]

30. Something involving a 747...

[SPKrazy]

31. yes!!!!!

[Cant trust em]

32. I'm a sucker for poetic justice. NT