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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 09:07 PM
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Don't mess with a mature woman !
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and
hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Mature Ladies
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 09:09 PM
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1. Good One!
:rofl:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 09:54 PM
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2. I'm glad you enjoyed it
:)
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 11:04 PM
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3. This is an example of why I love mature ladies
They are certainly more experienced than their younger counterparts.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 11:43 PM
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6. Which is a polite way of saying
that they take NO shit from NO one NO how.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-17-08 12:02 AM
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7. And that is extremely attractive
:loveya:
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 11:10 PM
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4. Ha, ha, ha.....
Did that, sort of (minus dead bodies) and got arrested anyways.

I behave now.... 20 yrs later. :P
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Fredda Weinberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 11:34 PM
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5. ty. n/t
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