Top Ten Good Things About Being Named George W. Bush

[underpants]

As read by a man from Ohio named.........George W. Bush

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/


10. Read my lips: I never pay taxes

9. I receive courtesy calls whenever Cheney has a heart attack

8. I always get the Presidential Suite at Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland

7. After sex, my wife hums "Hail to the Chief"

6. Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections and have them execute a guy

5. Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution to buy myself a trampoline

4. I've been cleaning up on Denny's "Presidents Eat Free" promotion

3. Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair

2. People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot

1. The President offered me ten grand for a copy of my military records

[Richardo]

1. Exceptional! HAHAHAHAHA!

I wonder who HE's voting for?

[AndyP]

2. hahaha

:)

[LynneSin]

3. I'd vote for this Bush for President

can't be any worse than the current bush

[ComerPerro]

4. Yeah I caught that just as it started

And I laughed my ass off. Especially at #2 and #1.