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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:09 AM
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Does anyone know how to get a nasty santorum stain out of my sheets?
I don't want to throw them away - really high thread count. Any help or advice would be appreciated.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:11 AM
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1. Pretreat it ...
or rub some liquid detergent into the stain before washing.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:11 AM
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2. The only thing known to work...
Is topical applications of a flame thrower. Rinse and repeat. ;-)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:11 AM
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3. Those santorum stains are so hard to get out.
If they're white sheets, the only way I've been able to get them out is to just bleach them out.

My .02

Terry
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:12 AM
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4. I'm afraid the only way is a very potent acid or a small well placed
tactical nuclear device.

You may also bury them for approx 500 years. The burying will work but if they don't rot or disintegrate I'm afraid you won't be around to enjoy the sheets.

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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:15 AM
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6. damn.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:25 AM
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7. Not all is lost, leave a GPS marker in the burial hole that way your
ancestors can use them. :shrug:
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:29 AM
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8. I'm assuming a time machine is somehow involved here...
How the hell will his ancestors use them 500 years in the future?

:)
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 09:29 AM
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15. LOL
good catch
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:15 AM
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5. Don't ask Monica!
If she had only been a non-spitter the world would be a far better place!
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loftycity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 08:31 AM
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9. Oxy-Clean or a knock off like Clorox with same formula.
Works everytime. And cleans without any scent.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 08:35 AM
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10. Have you tried praying for the stain to be removed?
That's what Rick Santorum would do - trust in the power of Jay-sus!!
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 08:47 AM
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11. Ask the man himself. He has experience, because his dogs
leave santorum stains all over the house.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 08:53 AM
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12. I'm sure there are ways....
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 09:10 AM
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13. I'm quite heartened
...that no one has had to ask what santorum is. (Although I'm sure when the term was invented it was hotly discussed on DU--that was before my time.)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 09:26 AM
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14. It IS cool, isn't it??
I heard that if you do a Google on "santorum", that reference is the first thing displayed!

:-)

Terry
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:07 PM
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17. second, actaully
behind his official website.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 12:27 AM
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21. But does everyone know the *exact* definition?
Some of the replies don't quite get to the meat of it. :D
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 11:59 AM
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16. What does Martha Stewart say about Santorum Stains?
It's worth a try.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 12:07 AM
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19. You think it is worth a try?
I could see myself there
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:21 PM
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18. ask Betty Bowers
I bet she has an idea.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 12:19 AM
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20. You still shit the bed at your age?
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