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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:41 PM
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Poll question: Are sex and being funny directly correlated?
I think it can be...depending on how you do it.

Yeah, this is a copycat. Except that I stuck it on a poll! Huzzah!

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:44 PM
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1. I wish I knew for sure
If they were correlated, I would be the unfunniest schmuck on the face of the earth.... :banghead:
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:45 PM
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2. haha, Thanks!
:hi: :silly:

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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:46 PM
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3. Sex on a pole! Brilliant!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:49 PM
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4. .....
Wouldn't that be really painful?
:evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:50 PM
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5. Again...
It depends on how you do it.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:52 PM
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6. ....
Do I even want to ask how you know that? :P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:55 PM
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7. Well, there was this one time at band camp...
Wait, WHAT?

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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 07:36 PM
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24. Ahem.
You tell me. :rofl: :hi:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:55 PM
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8. Clearly not.
People laugh at my jokes all the time. :shrug:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 02:02 AM
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32. My experience is the opposite - nobody laughs at my jokes, but my
attempts at sex elicit gales of laughter... :shrug:
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:58 PM
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9. of course they are
otherwise why would everyone I try to convince to have sex with me laugh so hard?

http://www.instantrimshot.com

thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:59 PM
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10. Now that's a handy link!
I usually avoid websites with "rimshot" in their title.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 10:14 PM
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27. That link is...
TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!1

Thanks.

:rofl:
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:00 PM
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11. what in the world does your poll mean?
if you're sexy you're funny? if you're funny you're sexy?

if you are having sex you are funny?
if you are funny you're having sex?

Sex is funny?

Can you unpack this poll for this confused femmebot?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:04 PM
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12. My thought is this:
The funnier you are, the more sex you'll have.
The sexier you are, the funnier you'll be.
If you have no sense of humor, no sex for you.
If you aren't having sex, then you won't find it funny.

For exhibit A, I give you Jerry Lewis. Because I sure as hell don't want him!

P.S. Sex IS funny.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:29 PM
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19. okay
I guess I'd better get myself to a nunnery then. Or improv. Or a sex toys shop.

jerry lewis is hopefully the exception to your rule. I give him back to you, or pass him along to TZ, cause the thought of Jerry Lewis is scary. :scared:

yes, sex is funny, except when it's not.

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 04:26 PM
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20. The third one.
Definitely the third one.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 04:29 PM
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21. Why do you hate me Raindog.?
No Jerry Lewis for me..I'm not THAT bad off.... :scared:
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:44 PM
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30. I don't know about MORE sex...
...but I suspect that people with a good sense of humour have better sex than those who don't. You're right that sex is funny. It's completely ridiculous, and those who don't recognize the hilarity of naked people playing human legos can't be that good at it.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:12 PM
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13. Being a humorless bastard gets all the guys laid
:crazy:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:14 PM
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14. The more I think about this
The more I am convinced that more data is needed before a conclusion can be reached...So..Who wants to be my lab rat? :evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:21 PM
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17. Hmmm...
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:18 PM
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15. Men who made me laugh were halfway in my bed.
Back when I was single that is. Any man without a sense of humor will be a lousy lay because he takes sex AND himself WAY too seriously.

Now the guy in a clown nose and long shoes who farts on every in-stroke--THAT is funny!



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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:19 PM
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16. Wow.
I didn't know you used to date DuStrange.... :rofl:
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:22 PM
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18. Well, you KNOW what they say about big feet...
BIG shoes!!!!


:evilgrin:


I really miss PeeWee Herman's show sometimes. Can ya tell?



Laura
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 04:18 AM
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36. Just the thought of this
is scary.

mark
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 04:30 PM
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22. I've known many women who get turned on by a good sense of humor.
And it certainly works on me as well.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 04:33 PM
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23. Wait, intentionally correlated?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:26 PM
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25. Why, what did my wife say?
:o
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:30 PM
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26. My dear DuStrange!
I know a number of very sexy guys...

And they all have a great sense of humor!

;)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:03 PM
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28. I know a number of sexy women...
And they all have a great sense of humor too!
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:33 PM
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29. everybody looks funny when they orgasm during sex...
... i know I do.

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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 02:00 AM
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31. Not.
Otherwise, I'd be getting more ass than a toilet seat.
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 02:26 AM
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34. A copy cat with a poll...... DuStrange you magnificent son of a bitch !!!!!!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 04:14 AM
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35. maybe
but i know sex and dancing definitely are.
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 04:27 AM
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37. Is making women laugh when they see me naked
considered being funny?
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