"Insert dip tube into bunghole." The pinnacle of my engineering career.

[PVnRT]

Yes, that's really a step in the procedure I'm drafting. Six years of college for that. Woooooo.

[guitar man]

1. Locking

no sex threads!! :D

[DS1]

2. I dare you to replace 'insert' with 'slip'

it flows better :rofl:

[guitar man]

3. maybe some illustration is in order

I bet "Insert dip tube into bunghole" is right up these guys' alley :D

[KG]

4. heh, heh heh, heh, he said 'bunghole'. heh heh.

[Initech]

5. I always laugh when I see the words "huge erection" on a drawing.

:rofl:

[racaulk]

6. Uh huh huh huh!!! You said...ummmm...uh huh huh huh!!!

[SacredCow]

7. Will there be TP...

for the bunghole, I mean....

[racaulk]

8. MY BUNGHOLE WILL NOT WAIT!!!

Heh heh heh...

[SacredCow]

9. "Come out with your pants DOWN!!!!" n/t

[racaulk]

12. "Why are these guys so interested in seeing my schlong?"

:rofl:

[Va Lefty]

10. "Are you threatening me?"

[Ilsa]

11. "I AM CORNHOLIO!" nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Where I come from, we have no bungholes.

Would you like to see my bunghole?

[SOteric]

14. So, you're saying

we're all bungholier than thou?

[ElboRuum]

15. I dare you...

...to put “uh-huh-huh huh uh huh-huh” after that line.

[racaulk]

17. I did it for him.

See post #6, buttmunch! Uh huh huh huh...

:hi:

[backscatter712]

16. Where do you work, a winery or distillery?

Your procedure would likely actually be used when talking about barrels of wine or whiskey.

[PVnRT]

18. No, not there, we just have to pump some nasty stuff out of a drum

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

19. Help Me - I Live in Redneck Hell

Subject: I Live In Conservative Christian Redneck Hell - help me
Message:
I moved from California to Idaho 20 years ago. It wasn't so terrible in the far north and people were friendly except for the racists, polygamists, child molesters, and christian fundamentalists.

Some people would even talk to me if they didn't know I was not born in the area. But I always ended up working for peanuts, and my bosses were usually hard core mormons or fundamentalist christians.

I thought things would be better close to a college town - Lewiston Idaho. It was worse. I started working as a Clinical Social Worker for private agencies. The pay is all by the "billable hour," so, even though I work 8-10 hours a day I get paid for 3-5 because I only get paid for the billable part that the state reimburses the agency. So much for privatization - no benifits - no health insurance - no overtime.

And, because I'm non-christian, pantheist, who is big on science and a "good forbid" liberal democrat, I get black balled everywhere I go. I've had three jobs in three years and they all suck.

My rant is :::: I hate this place. I despise Idaho. I want to go to Oregon or California - any blue state. I would live in a tent on the beach in Big Sir - anything to get out of here. Whatever you do don't sucker for the beautiful country, the rivers, the cheap real estate. It aint worth it - you'll be stuck like me "where the hills have eyes."
You will soom be in the hospital i call "Children of the Corn Memorial." Are there any places where there are Jobs for licenses clinical social workers? I'm am LCSW - my wife is college professor in business and communications EDD. HELP

[sarge43]

20. This thread is no good without pictures

OK, OK, it had to be said.

Then there's "torque until tight".

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

21. This Thread Illustrates Idaho Mentality

This is the perfect place for you - you'll fit right in.