Post a less than flattering photo of yourself.

[KitchenWitch]

My daughter took this one of me at the air show yesterday. I could have looked much better somehow.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. You couldn't pay me enough money, hon! LOL

[DarkTirade]

2. Hmm... I can't find any

but I know there must be some... I don't usually photograph well. :P

I do have one that I'm embarrassed about though. Does that count?

I'd forgotten to bring along a sweater or jacket so I had to borrow a sweater from my brother... a GAP sweater. *shudder*

*edit* Okay, I found 'em... scanning 'em now.

[DarkTirade]

33. Old vacation pics scanned in.

Me on vacation with my brother and two half-sisters... while wearing my brother's GAP sweater.


Me being goofy while wearing a *shudder* GAP sweater.


Not only am I wearing the dreaded GAP sweater in this picture... but this is a good example of why I don't smile much for the camera. I've got a rather goofy smile. :P


Free from the evil! (Now with added brother-in-law in the picture, because somebody was nice enough to hold the camera for us.)


Ugh. I can't believe I let something from the GAP actually touch my skin. I felt so dirty afterwards.

*edit* I'm looking at that last picture without the sweater though... and I just realized how hot I am.

Seriously, I look damn good in that pic. :P

[AlCzervik]

34. love the face, hate the sweater.

"I like your sweater, it's real, um, green?" Not a fan of the gap myself.

[DarkTirade]

35. That's why I took it off the minute it got warm.

The sweater, that is, not the face. I kept that on the whole time. :)

[AlCzervik]

37. when my daughter is being a pain in butt i tell her i'm taking her to the gap

that and i threaten to play Oasis. The horror, the horror!

[DarkTirade]

38. Now that's both cruel and unusual.

Good parenting, IMO. :)

[Raejeanowl]

60. Damn, You're Cute

And funny, too. Want a hookup with my daughter? PM me!

[DarkTirade]

93. Oh, you don't want me to date your daughter.

I'm worse than the kind of guy you warn her about... I'm the kind of guy who you should be warning her about, but you don't suspect anything from guys like me. :)

[Morrisons Ghost]

71. How long

Have you been dipping DT?:D

[DarkTirade]

94. Was ist "dipping" dieses?

[Morrisons Ghost]

102. I was

noticing the round circular object in your pants pocket and thought it was a tin of skoal!:-)

[DarkTirade]

106. Nope. More than likely either breath mints, or a retainer.

:P

[Haole Girl]

3. You asked for it!

[KitchenWitch]

4. Hey, you look like you were having fun!

:D

[Haole Girl]

5. Well, I was...

but I think I had that "would you just take the stupid picture" look! lol

[malta blue]

6. thankfully I am well hidden...

[nuxvomica]

16. I didn't recognize you

And I scrolled past this picture a few times, so I guess you are hidden. What is the dog so worried about? :hi:

[malta blue]

57. LOL

She's not worried - just has to always be in the middle of whatever it is that I am doing....

:hi:

[Rhiannon12866]

121. Nonsense! That's an adorable pic of you!

But who is that lady hiding behind you? :shrug:

Meneken;)

[malta blue]

124. Hahahaha

Meneken :loveya:

I wonder what they think when we cart them around like little dolls?

:hug:

[Rhiannon12866]

125. Meneken had a permanent place under my arm

And he must have been used to it. Jack, on the other hand, has gotten too heavy, and he kicks... They used to be the exact same size.:eyes:

BTW, it was a year ago, today. It's been a rough weekend.;( Thank you.:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear KitchenWitch!

I think you look cute, and happy!

And I'm sure you remember this one! I had just gotten up from a nap...

And there's the curl...:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

There was a little girl, who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was really really good
But when she was bad, she was awful!

:D

:hi:

[ashling]

52. But when she was bad, she was horrid!

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

17. You've got the Superman forehead curl thing goin' on. :)

[seemunkee]

8. Like a fly about to be swatted

[khashka]

115. I don't think that's a bad pic

I think it's kinda cute.

Khash.

[Pierre.Suave]

9. I can't

I don't want to disappoint all my adoring fans!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

10. Bwak bwak bockbock!

Chicken!

[Pierre.Suave]

12. Fine, here you go...

I hereby appoint you my PR person. When the shitstorm comes, you get to deal with it... :P

[Rising Phoenix]

11. an old one

[DarkTirade]

23. You might want to iron out that nose. You've got a few wrinkles in it. :)

[Rising Phoenix]

hehe I know

thats why its unflattering

[Raejeanowl]

61. What Gorgeous Hazel Eyes n/t

[SallyMander]

13. Haha -- ok, this one is hilarious and terrible

What a funny thread :rofl:

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

22. And this was after how many drinks?

:P

[SallyMander]

27. Many, many

It was New Years Eve and i'm pretty sure i was singing A-ha's "Take On Me"

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

28. On a good day I can sometimes hit the high note.

Not often though. :P

[Pierre.Suave]

32. There is no such thing as a bad picture of you

or any of us for that matter. We are all beautiful people. Don't let anyone tell you, or any of us, any different.

if they try, realize it is because they are probably a non-endowed republican that is very angry they are not smart enough to attract someone as beautiful as you.

(this goes for all of us here, modify to fit your situation as needed)

:P

[DarkTirade]

I don't need your approval... I already KNOW I'm hot.

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

48. well then...

you can just exempt yourself...

:P

[Kajsa]

14. That's a good picture, Kitchy!

Alas- I don't have one.

The images keep breaking the camera lens.

:) :D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. All photos of me are less than flattering

which is why I don't post them. I'd like to think it's that I don't photograph well, but maybe I'm just homely. :(

[rateyes]

18. Least flattering pic I have of myself:

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

24. Pfft, that's only a 5-pack, not a 6-pack.

And you call yourself a man. :P

[rateyes]

25. I told you that it wasn't very flattering...

Geeez. :rofl:

[Catsbrains]

109. that is too damn funny!

[KamaAina]

19. How about a less than flattering video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[crimsonblue]

40. bastard!

[krispos42]

50. lol

[av8rdave]

20. I've posted this before, but what the hey...I'm not proud!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. OK...I'm such a goob.

[Sock Puppet]

86. wait a minute...

what???

why are you about to eat Tony Bennett?
why are you wearing a t-shirt and he's wearing a tux?

what????

[YellowRubberDuckie]

101. Wax Museum.

And I'm not about to eat him. I'm dancing with him, acting silly.
Duckie

[Sock Puppet]

103. well i didn't really think you were about to eat him

But with your mouth open like that, it kind of does look like you're about to take a big bite out of him.

Great pic, btw!!

[JTG of the PRB]

26. Taken by a friend of mine on her camera phone:

I think it captures my inner evil quite accurately, no?

[DarkTirade]

39. Inner somthin'.

:P

[crimsonblue]

29. A self portrait...

[AlCzervik]

30. oh please i can do so much worse than that, you look cute there.

i just looked through my photo library and i had so many really freaking dreadful pictures of me it was kind of sad because i don't get in pics much and seeing the ones i so have reminded me why.

[ironflange]

31. You asked for it

The only saving grace is that it's a salad and not pork rinds or something.

[Ptah]

36. I can do that.

[KitchenWitch]

41. You look like you have evil intent with that sunflower!

:hi:

[Ptah]

44. It wasn't growing fast enough.

:blush:

[bertha katzenengel]

80. Sunflower Man Saves the Day!!

:hi:

[otherlander]

119. You look like Hunter Thompson.

[flvegan]

42. Heh heh

Me planting a kiss on a former bait dog



Yeah, I kiss dogs, what of it?

[crimsonblue]

43. ok here goes

I'm on the right... I look strange in this one.

[Raejeanowl]

62. You're Both VERY Attractive! n/t

[SPKrazy]

45. ROFL okay

only I think yours is not unflattering KW

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

46. I have no words.

:rofl:

And thank you, kindly.

[struggle4progress]

47. I'm just not human until I've had my morning coffee

http://chaoskids.com.nyud.net:8090/ROBOTS/TSGR/robot.jpg

[Orsino]

54. I know that book well.

Tom Swift, Jr. and His Atomic Robot.

[DarkTirade]

56. I used to have a Tom Swift Jr. and Hardy Boys crossover book that was all kinds of awesome

but somehow in my various moves over the years it's been lost. :(

[LaraMN]

49. Oh, I'm all over this!

Snowdork:


BoxButt:


Drunk Kisser:

[IronLionZion]

58. Lara you really are an attractive woman.

:yourock: :loveya:

[LaraMN]

84. Hey, thanks!

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

81. LOL SNOWDORK LOLOL

I love new words. :hi:

[LaraMN]

83. "Dork" can pretty much be attached to anything characteristic of me.

Good to see you!!!

:hug:

:hi:

[Burma Jones]

99. You're a Looker all right

You kinda remind me of Mary Louise Parker from "Weeds"....

[krispos42]

51. Oh, okay

Of course, I blinked. :-)


I still have the hat, too! :hide:

[ashling]

53. I'm the one levitating on the left

OK, that's not really me.


Here I am keeping my cat off the bed





OK, that's not me either but it expresses me perfectly

[Adsos Letter]

70. WATCH OUT ASHLING!!!!!!!!!

...that cat's paws are getting awfully close to yer throat....ALWAYS keep the food dish full... :D

[terrya]

55. Just go to the DU Gallery for a very unflattering pic of myself

[IzaSparrow]

59. ...

while trying to fill in my beard.

[DarkTirade]

92. That first one just looks downright goofy.

I like the shirt in the second one though. :)

[Kitty Herder]

63. Huh... There are no pictures of me that are flattering.

[Cannikin]

64. I look SO stoned in this photo

and I swear I wasnt!

[Perry Logan]

65. Here's me after I got turned into a newt.

(I got better.)

[leeroysphitz]

113. A newt? n/t

[SeattleGirl]

66. You asked for it:

Me being dorky with my nephew:



:blush:

[Aristus]

67. Me, unshaven, unshowered, moustache and beard untrimmed (plus, my lazy right eye) :

[Sock Puppet]

85. Um

That's a really cute pic. Is that really the worst you can do? Sigh...

[Aristus]

100. That's very nice of you. I thought that WAS the worst I could do.

It's just that this looks so much better:



This was me in 1993...

[Sock Puppet]

104. Both pictures are very cute.

You have beautiful eyes.

[Rambis]

68. Rough

I got a bad pint!

[nomorenomore08]

95. They need to have a Shane McGowan Halloween mask. Really, they seriously do.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

69. K

I think I look hot.

[Guava Jelly]

72. Is my breath that bad?

:mad:

[BarenakedLady]

73. Liver and onions?

PU!

[Guava Jelly]

74. I found these strange brown tubers in my cat box.

Once you brush the litter off of them and cover them in mustard they ain't half bad. :dunce:

[BarenakedLady]

75. Ewwwwww

:silly:

[Guava Jelly]

76. Kisses

[EnviroBat]

89. Mmmmmm, me likey!

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

126. You crazy!

:hi:

[Deep13]

77. In my case that would be an "accurate photo." nt

[skygazer]

78. You just described all my photos

:(

[bertha katzenengel]

79. You have an orange thing in your ear!! At least you weren't picking your nose:

[KitchenWitch]

87. The orange thing is a ear plug

The Thunderbirds are LOUD!

[Dr. Strange]

82. I always thought I look funny in this pic.

[EnviroBat]

88. Oh, alright...

[DarkTirade]

90. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make a total ass of themself on this thread...

:P

[EnviroBat]

91. Winner! Me?

hahahahha
:rofl:

[nomorenomore08]

96. Me partying at a friend's place. And no, I didn't drink all that, I had help. LOL

[Reverend_Smitty]

97. In Vegas a few years ago

This is what happens to you when you spend an evening on the strip :P

[Burma Jones]

98. Note the grease stains on the front of my hoodie.......

[Ava]

105. taken by my precious little sister

oh, and crazy face!

[DarkTirade]

107. Gah... how did you do that with your eyes?

It's like one is cross-eyed and the other one isn't... :scared:

[Ava]

112. it's a gift!

:P

[Whoa_Nelly]

108. Star Photo of Face That Kissed The Sidewalk

[DarkTirade]

110. Kicked for the weekend crowd. :)

[Mooney]

111. Here's an older one.

[leeroysphitz]

114. I love it too much.

[mcctatas]

116. ....

before the extensive electrolysis

[DFW]

117. No need

All photos that have ever been taken of me have been unflattering.

[Catsbrains]

118. this was taken of me right after I got my own show.

[Rhansen]

120. only one I have

[Rhiannon12866]

122. Even though you aren't exactly visible, that is one very cool pic!

Welcome to DU, Rhansen! It's great to have you with us!:hi:

[Ariana Celeste]

123. few days ago in virginia beach

was something like 6am, hadn't had any coffee, and i was checking out a little crab that was popping out of the sand when the bf said 'hey!' and snapped the pic as soon as i looked at him

[skygazer]

127. Oh, okay, here's one of hundreds

Make that two - a fun day at the Museum of Natural History in New York where I walked up to various employees and asked if I could get a picture of us together. My friend snapped them as the employees looked confused or, like the fellow in the first pic, tried to escape. :rofl: