there is a news van in front of my house right now.

[AlCzervik]

it's from www.kcra.com

they interviewed 2 of my neighbors, i have no idea what for and backed in to my trash barrel. The camera guy is picking up my trash right now, woohoo, exciting life here in the cul de sac.

[DS1]

1. cul de sac? fucking elitist

:eyes:


You're so pure I'm surprised you have trash in the first place. :eyes:

[AlCzervik]

5. i do, it's gilded and i make my domestic refer to it as "Refuse".

:D

[DS1]

7. What is this "it" to which you refer, knave?

All I know is I shit out me bum, and whatever else I drop on the floor is quickly whisked away

[Gormy Cuss]

14. Word. She's mighty uppity for a native Masshole.

In her hometown, a cul de sac is called "dead end street."
:eyes:

[AlCzervik]

15. must you bring up my humble beginnings in Meffa?

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Hey, we had bigger hair on my side of the border.

[Chan790]

2. Maybe you're being arrested...

that happened here. There was going to be an arrest in this fairly big case and one of the news channels caught wind of the arrest and got there before the cops...tipping off the suspect who fled.

[AlCzervik]

3. i'll have to watch the news tonight and see if i got picked up.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. ...

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

6. holy shit, i just found out why.

it's on the front section, story number 2. There is a pic. I don't post it directly.

[LeftyMom]

8. Foreclosure story or indoor pot operation story?

It's Elk Grove, surely the smart money is on one or the other. Maybe it's both- indoor grow operations in abandoned houses. :D

[AlCzervik]

9. no, he's cop and was arrested. They moved here when we did and i'm friends with his ex

he's a fucjstick to begin with but now he's going to be an unemployes and possibly jailed fuckstick.

[Chan790]

10. Yes, but did the news crew get there before the cops? n/m

[AlCzervik]

11. no, he was arrested already, they were interviewing the neighbors about him.

[LeftyMom]

12. oOo

That'll be one heck of a court case.

[AlCzervik]

13. You wanna hear the real kicker? He and his wife got divorced just about year ago

he decided he didn't want to married anymore, he wanted to go out to the clubs and have fun, so them about 6 months ago he takes her back to court to get his child support reduced--he bought a big ass new house in Rancho Cordova and then started crying poor mouth. He's a total dick but i feel for his wife because he's fucked now and won't be able to pay any child support at all and she's already working her ass off. When i think about all the times he was at house for bbq's and how he always played himself like he was a good guy. Fucker.

[DS1]

16. that would explain all the Prius sales

drive around during the day, whip up a charge, then pump it back into the halogen lights!