Post something stereotypically bisexual

[Orrex]

"I have to buy groceries and check my email before I head to the library."

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. I'm making dinner for my harem

[mainegreen]

2. I've got ten speeds, training wheels and a nut-cracking bar.

Wait, I think I misunderstood the question.

[Richardo]

4. ..

:rofl:

[suninvited]

3. "I wonder if it will rain today"?

:bounce:

[Withywindle]

5. My cat just barfed.

All over the three men, two women, the Vespa scooter, and the Chihuahua in my bed.

[krispos42]

6. "Honey, where's the big frying pan?"

"Pass the remote"
"Hey, where are my car keys?"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a milkman"

[quip]

7. "bisexual," not "bipolar"

:P

[krispos42]

10. "He's dead, Jim."

"You take his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet"

:P back at ya! :-)

[kernelfarmer]

26. Brandon, IA

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php?tip_AttractionNo==9449

:rofl:

[krispos42]

34. D'oh!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

8. "Has anyone seen my Kewpie doll?"

[quip]

12. HA!...

[Orrex]

15. That's magnificent!

Where in the world did you get that fantastic little t-shirt?

[quip]

17. Shameless plugger!

:rofl:

[TZ]

25. LOL!

You guys are on a roll today..thats a great lolcat..and a gorgeous kitty....:loveya:

[TZ]

24. OMG!!!---That SOOOO should be a DUZY....

:toast: :applause:

[quip]

9. ...

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. "I'm a Mac user. I'm so cool."

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. i love boys, girls, grrrls and bois but i still won't fuck you.

how is that for bi?

[Steerpike]

16. NOT EVEN

If I attended art school and wore a beret?O8)

[ziggysane]

18. OMG! Me too!

But not at the same time.

[Chan790]

14. this?

I can't believe nobody beat me to the swinging half-double door.

[ismnotwasm]

19. So my ex-boyfriend

Met my ex-girl friend in a bar we used to go to, and it turns out they're related through my great aunt's second cousin on my step-mother's side.

Life is just full of these coincidences, isn't it?

[Bucky]

29. odd

[MonkeyFunk]

20. Penis! Yay! Vagina! Yay!

[unpossibles]

21. I can't decide what to say. nt

[mitchum]

22. "the only thing greater than flying planes is Scientology!"

[KitchenWitch]

23. "I have double the chance of having a date for Friday night"

[KamaAina]

27. "Anything that moves, baby!"

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

32. Really....

I thought that was most males......:P

[Runcible Spoon]

28. "OK well I'm Bi and I'll make out with my friend if you boys kiss right after!"

"awww why won't you guys kiss?! That was the deal! OK yah sure I'd love to do another Buttery Nipple shot! teeheehee".

[Bucky]

30. "I'm dating a hermaphrodite... and I couldn't be happier...!"

it's a bisexual built for two!

"Good heavens, Eugenia! That chap has a vagina!"

.

[SCantiGOP]

31. George Carlin's line

I remember this from years ago: "Wouldn't it be awful to be bisexual? To want to fuck EVERYBODY you meet!"

[RainDog]

33. You (plural) look so hot

does that work?

[newmajority]

35. Don't try to tell me you're an intellectual....

...but you're just another boring bisexual......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCoAAPLsFi

(Damn I wish there was a real video for this song. Not enough Dead Milkmen videos)

[OmahaBlueDog]

36. Dear Forum, I am an 18 year old coed at a small Midwestern university...

..I've read your magazine before, and I never though I'd have anything to write -- that is until my roommate, Anne, and I were in the produce department of our local supermarket....