My Dear CaliforniaPeggy

[UndertheOcean]

Dear Tony told dear Mary yesterday that her dearest son John , the apple of her eye , urinated in dear principal Joe's fishbowl which caused the untimely demise of his beloved goldfish, sweet and dear little Marjorie.

The dear corpse was flushed down the toilet at dawn and caused sewage to back up into dear old senile Fred's apartment downstairs , he's literally soaked in sh$t right now , running around naked in our beloved neighborhood and pleading with His dear God to save his dear and departed dog ramsy from the clutches of dear Lucifer in the bowels of eternal hellfire.

So , hmm , dear , dear dear dear deeear ,......(head explodes)

[Rising Phoenix]

1. WTF

[Redstone]

3. Uh-huh. That had BETTER be a tribute to our dear Cal Peg, rather than a criticism, or

someone is going to have to go through me to insult her, and they won't enjoy the process.

Redstone

[Rising Phoenix]

5. exactly

[DarkTirade]

2. PUI?

[Redstone]

6. Help me here, my friend, because I'm oblivious. What's "PUI?"

Redstone

[DS1]

8. posting under the influence

[Redstone]

9. Thank you too much. Hey, where's my bill? I can't pay you until

I get one.

Redstone

[DS1]

14. sent!

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. ???? You better not be picking on Peggy *crossing arms*

[UndertheOcean]

7. You have quite a loyal posse CaliforniaPeggy

willing to defend you at a moments notice.

Relax guys , I am joking , she is very sweet and I love her

[Redstone]

10. OK, that's good. There are certain assholes (like me) around here who you can attack at will,

and Lord knows we'd deserve it, but the Pegster will be defended to any extent necessary.

Even if she does say "fuck" now and again.

Redstone

[trof]

11. My Dear UndertheOcean

Dear me.
I'm glad that dear persons like you are concerned about the plight of pissed in fish bowls.
This kind of thing is more common than many know.
You hardly ever see anything about it in the corporate owned MSM.
I'm sure Marjorie is now up in Goldfish Heaven with dear little Finny and Gilly who also crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
Look on the bright side.
:-)

[Redstone]

13. Good God, that's funny! I especially like the "corporate owned MSM" part.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear UndertheOcean...

Wow!

I am laughing out loud!

I truly am!

Thank you...

Laughter is good, isn't it?

:rofl: :rofl:


:hug:

[UndertheOcean]

15. Glad I was able to make anyone laugh!