Ok. My neighbor said it wasn't an emergency this morning at 7:15, but it truly was!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

My purse was stolen last night and this morning Great Grandma developed breathing problems and I needed to get her to the Emergency Room. Closest one requires using a toll road and I didn't have a PENNY!!!!

I knocked on the neighbor's door, (hell, he's actually a frickin' relative!!!) and meekly asked to borrow some money so I could get Great Grandma to the hospital in time.

That rat bastard practically slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming at me "I'm going to post about this on DU and EVERYONE there will find out what an asshole you are".

Such a sad, sad, little man.

[sasquatch]

1. .

:hug:

[flvegan]

2. What's a tool road? One made just for you?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. What are you talking about?

:shrug:

:P

[flvegan]

Nice edit, Ceausescu

[sasquatch]

5. I bet the side of it is filled with empty winebags

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

4. what a bastard - I hope your Great Granny survived

Whomever that bastard was that slammed his door in your face should be haunted the rest of his life by the vision of your great granny working a toll booth

[Midlodemocrat]

7. It's still touch and go.

:cry:

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

8. Midlo - want me to slash the tires on your neighbors car

or perhaps we can light a bag of burning poop on their porch

[Midlodemocrat]

9. He *says* he doesn't have a car, always driving his bike.

He's a sanctimonious moran.

(poor taterguy)

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Kicking for copycat proximity.

[Dr. Strange]

10. You woke me up at 11:18 AM to read this post?!?

No money from me either!

[malta blue]

11. ...

:spray:

You almost had me there....

[bertha katzenengel]

12. No money, and he's going to post on DU about YOU?

WTF?

Has GGrandma been seen? Is she okay?

[Midlodemocrat]

13. No worries.

It's a copycat of taterguy's thread.

[bertha katzenengel]

19. doi -- kim catches up, film at eleven!

oops - i mean Bertha! :blush:

[taterguy]

14. I had money just not for her

If Grandma really wants to go to the ER she can walk.

She's got two legs.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Heartless rat bastard.

:rofl:

Poor Granny.

[taterguy]

17. Ya know how I got to the ER the last time I needed to go there?

Neither do I.

I was unconscious and just woke up there.

[Gormy Cuss]

16. Round up the kids and give them an assignment

Pelt the neighbor's house with these:

[Zuiderelle]

18. What a fucker.

:D