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[theredpen]

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OK, I'll tell a joke, but this is really more than you deserve.

So, the Pope is visiting an American city and is called back to the Vatican for emergency business. He's been separated from his entourage, so a limousine is hired to rush him to the airport. On the way there, the Pope asks the driver, "When I was a younger man in Germany, I used to drive fast on the autobahn, but now that I'm Pope, I never get to drive at all. Would it be OK with you if I drove the rest of the way?" The driver is honored to turn his car over the Pope and they switch place.

Unfortunately for the pontiff, you can't drive quite as fast on American highways and it isn't long before he's pulled over for speeding. The police officer comes to the drivers-side window and says, "License and regi... oh... wait a minute," and goes back to his patrol car. On the radio, he demands to speak to the chief of police. "Chief, I pulled someone over for speeding, and it's some kind of VIP. What do I do?"

"Is it the mayor?" asks the chief.

"Oh no, bigger than that!"

"The governor?"

"Bigger."

"The President?"

"Not even close."

"Well who the hell is it?" the chief demands, getting impatient.

"I have no idea," answers the officer, "but the Pope is his chauffeur!"





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[Breeze54]

1. LOL!

Thanks for the giggle!