Joey...Do you like movies about gladiators?

[youthere]

[MrCoffee]

1. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[youthere]

2. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud...

... and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it

[MrCoffee]

3. Wait a minute...I know you.

You're Kareem Abdul Jamar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

[youthere]

4. Ever See a grown man naked?

[MrCoffee]

5. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

[youthere]

8. Nervous?

Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lot's of times.

[MrCoffee]

9. A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with sick people, but that's not important right now.

[youthere]

10. The cockpit? What is it?

It's a little room at the front of the plane where the pilot is...but that's not important right now.

[geardaddy]

6. Excuse me...

I speak jive:

[youthere]

7. had to look that one up but it was worth it:

Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess. I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: Would you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicene.

Jive Lady: Jes hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound a da medicide.

Jive Brother 1: What it is big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummy; I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!

[youthere]

11. Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[Initech]

12. Would ya like some whiskey, maam?

CERTAINLY NOT!!!

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff*

[youthere]

13. I've got to concentrate...

concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota

[Initech]

19. Jive-ass dudes dont got no brains anyhow!

[Dr. Strange]

20. What it is big mama, my mama ain't raise no dummies, I dug her rap!

Sheeee...golly

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. The valve is its front, at the mid-section. Simply inflate by manually blowing air into the valve.

Here's an interesting comparison I found while googling the above pic:

[Arugula Latte]

15. BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Quick! Someone stick a pin in him! And Scalia, while you're at it!

[leeroysphitz]

16. Corn IS beans!

[Pale Blue Dot]

17. Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. nt

[ClusterFreak]

18. Hey! You're Kareem Adbul-Jabbar!!

No I'm not kid. I'm Roger Murdoch. The co-pilot.