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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 10:21 AM
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I just got an email with the subject "It's Brittney"

"Do not ignore me please,
I found your email somewhere and now decided to write you.
Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
I am a nice pretty girl. Don't reply to this email.
Email me direclty at [email protected]"


I'm a little bit worried about her... seems like she lacks self confidence, and i think maybe she's in a bad situation, the way she's reaching out to a total stranger... :think:

I mean, it can't be spam, because my spam filter didn't get it!



:rofl:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 11:49 AM
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1. she's totally hot and she likes you dood
:think:
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:44 PM
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2. I hope you're not suggesting that she had some sort of impure motives

I won't have you talking that way about my new friend Brittney!!! :grr:


;)
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:49 PM
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3. send her your credit card information-- then she'll send you money!
That sounds like a good idea, right?
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 01:53 PM
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7. Hey, that's great!

I'll do that right now! Do you think i should send my bank account number too?

:D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:50 PM
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4. She saw your picture online and she totally wants to hook up with you, dude!!
Totally!
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 01:53 PM
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8. I hope she knows i'm not a dude!

Wouldn't want any awkward surprises... :rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 09:34 PM
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18. Maybe you can go for the penis extension then.
:rofl:

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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:53 PM
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5. Thanks for the e-mail address, sucker!
I'm totally writing to her RIGHT F***ING NOW!
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 01:53 PM
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9. Awww, man!

Maybe the three of us could hang out sometime...
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 03:44 PM
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15. Hawt!
:woohoo:

Sheesh.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:54 PM
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6. The smartest, prettiest salamander in the world emails you and you LAUGH.
x(
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 01:54 PM
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10. I didn't know she was a salamander!

I would expect 'mander typing skills to be more lolcat-esque! :D
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 01:57 PM
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11. Probably more repeated letters due to the sticky toes
:)
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 04:06 PM
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17. LOL!

:D
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 02:08 PM
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12. go for it dude...
she's probably virus free, too!
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 02:24 PM
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13. Hmmm, why am i beginning to suspect

that the Lounge doesn't have my best interests at heart??? ;)
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 03:31 PM
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14. We don't.
We're trying to protect this Brittney from you. We don't want her getting corrupted. :P
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 03:53 PM
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16. Bunch of drunks.
Inebriates have never been known for their sound judgment.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 10:24 PM
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19. Hey! Who you callin' an ineb- ... anebri- ... a nnneberit!? Huh!?
Summa us never neberated in our lifes, you judgement-soundness-criticizing person.

:grr:

I think the OP should totally hook up with this Britney person and then post lots of pics in the Lounge, just to prove you wrong.
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