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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:53 PM
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How Many 5 Year Olds could you take in a fight...?
Edited on Sat Mar-15-08 10:54 PM by MrsGrumpy
I can take 20


http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com /

<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5 " style="display: block; background: url() no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">20</a><p></p>

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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:57 PM
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1. 17
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:59 PM
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2. Oh Come On!
Edited on Sat Mar-15-08 11:01 PM by Yavin4
16? I'm going to have to carry a gun.
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cordelia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:03 PM
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3. 15 n/t
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gemdem Donating Member (975 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:04 PM
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4. I'm a peaceful sort of person
But stress is kicking my ass these days, and THEY started it -- so...

31

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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:04 PM
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5. Are they five year old zombie killers
Or just regular old kids whose parents would likely kick the stuffing out of you just before they sued you for a brazillion bucks?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:14 PM
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6. 29
I think I could take more
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:30 PM
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7. 17
And that's my lucky number. Cool.

<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5 " style="display: block; background: url() no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">17</a><p></p>
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:43 PM
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8. 26
fuck the little buggers. :D

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:51 PM
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9. 1, if it's an aligator ... oh, wait, it's a test.. hold on, I'll be back if I survive. n/t
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:51 PM
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10. A determined 5 year old could kick my ass.
I've mostly accepted that I'll be physically feeble for the rest of my life. It's okay. I'll just avoid pissed off 5 year olds. :P
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:55 PM
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12. But see? You can take the test. I took the test and it let me take
20. You can too... In our fantasy minds we can take them on and win.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:00 AM
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14. In this fantasy I could fight off 14 of the little terrorists.
:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:09 PM
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34. In my fantasy I can fight off 24.
I think, in reality though, that my 6 year old daughter can kick my ass around the block.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:53 PM
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11. That depends...can I drug them first?
I babysat for 2 year old twin girls for almost a year. It's easier just to surrender.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:57 PM
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13. Turns out it's 26. n/t
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:16 AM
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15. 24 five year olds....
I guess I should sign up as a teacher at the day care...
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:21 AM
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16. I could take on 12?
But I don't even believe I'd do it....
Must've been the "kicking, biting, and scratching" question.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:21 AM
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17. *sob*
Nine... :yoiks:


I'm such a sissy... :blush:
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:25 AM
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20. You'd choose a different tactic, you'd "My dear" them into submission! You'd
be unstoppable.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:29 AM
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22. My dear qnr!
Aw, thanks...

You are too sweet...

:hug:
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:32 AM
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24. Night!
:hug:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 04:13 PM
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38. Yeah. She'd end up reading them all a story book as they sat around and fell asleep...
and that's when they'd die ;-)
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:24 AM
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18. 33
lil bastids!

:hi:
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:24 AM
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19. 27 and I'm a newly minted gimp!
:rofl:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:28 AM
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21. Would boogers be involved?
:shrug:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:31 AM
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23. let's see...DuStrange, Temeah, Rabrrrrrr
three, i can take three. :rofl:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:35 AM
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25. In honor of St. Patrick's day, I've been drinking.
So I say screw that. Bring on the six year olds! Oh yeah, I can take anybody on! :P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:39 AM
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26. How many people are in GDP at any given time?
:shrug:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 11:20 AM
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29. Well, that there is a good answer.
:toast:
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:44 AM
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27. 16, supposedly
but I used to work in a preschool and I know for a fact that I can take on more than that...

:evilgrin:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:59 AM
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28. 22
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 11:31 AM
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30. 10
:blush:

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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 11:36 AM
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31. 19, apparently.
:rofl: :hi:
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 11:42 AM
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32. 30. Oh what fun that'd be.
Just kidding but I did work at a Chuck E. Cheese in college. Gawd I hated those little monsters. No actually their lousy parents who see places like that as free childcare while they stuff their flabby faces with cheap pizza and down pitchers of flat beer.

Damn I hated that place...
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:02 PM
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33. 26
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:12 PM
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35. Me - 12, Mr. smokey - 25.
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1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 04:07 PM
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36. Nine, according to this
But until I'm attacked by a bunch of five year olds, we'll never really know. I could handle our five year old twins with no problem but that was five years ago. They're ten now, they can probably take me.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 04:11 PM
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37. 25
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mokawanis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 04:51 PM
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39. 30, which includes
grabbing some of them by the ankles, swinging them around, and knocking other attacking children out. Bring it on!!!
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 05:19 PM
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40. 23
I'm short. :(
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 05:42 PM
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41. It says 34 but I'm sure I can take at least 40.
I can wreck two full kindergarten classes.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 05:50 PM
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42. 28. Bring it on.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 06:37 PM
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43. 18
I feel like so much less of a man now seeing other people's scores. No where in the scenario does it mention that you'll have to report back to the fight on how you did.... if it did, I'd show no mercy so as not to lose face in front of all of my kid-beating friends.
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