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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:53 PM
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OMG....am I drunk
who is with me and don't give me that lame excuse that you have a high tolerance
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:55 PM
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1. Alas, I am stone-cold sober
But I can be silly anyway!

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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:56 PM
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3. Nice lol cats
no one pays attention to tags !
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:58 PM
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4. silly rocks
:hi:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:04 PM
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8. This one won me a DUzy...
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:56 PM
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2. Not yet.
But I should be.
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:58 PM
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5. yes you should be
its after midnight....what the hell are you waiting for
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:59 PM
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6. Could be.
Had a few glasses of red wine after and with dinner, and also some shots of tequila. But I do have a high tolerance, so I prefer--tipsificated.
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 10:59 PM
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7. I have a high tolerance too
100% Irish....but you just have to work through that....c'mon now
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:17 PM
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9. Well, good for you. Now I DARE you to read this reply to your post, which will follow
Edited on Sat Mar-15-08 11:21 PM by Redstone
here in the body of my reply, following the subject line as it does, and I want you to pay attention now because it's pretty important, especially given that I am, although not the absolute master of, at least right up there in the ranks of the best of, although who it might actually be who ranks these things (I'm not sure that there really is someone or a group of people, but there must be in these days when so many people seem to have so much time on their hands), of those who profess to be able to (or actually can, when provided with the proper provocation), and I count myself among those who actually CAN, as opposed to those who claim the ability but have yet to prove it in any public forum where it can be examined and critiqued by those who should know about such things, but even then those same people may well be suspect because I'm not so sure they'd be forthcoming with proof of their credentials (though they'll be happy to step up and judge other nonetheless, and why do you suppose that is, I ask, even when I know I won't get an answer), no, THOSE people don't have the goods (and yes, I'll grant that if you were British, you'd say "they haven't got the goods" but I'm American and will defend my usage of the term until I get tired of doing so and then go to bed with no definitive resolution being reached, lazy son of a bitch that I am) but THOSE PEOPLE, they'll claim to be able to write (or actually that should read "type" rather than "write" these days, shouldn't it, because who the hell actually WRITES anymore, except for me...I really do, even though I learned to type way back in the old days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and guys didn't type, but I did anyway and it wasn't easy, back then when men were men and ther were actual non-electric typewriters; not "keyboards," and we had to push those keys down with our MUSCLES, not with any fancy electronic assistance) an extraordinarily run-on sentence that would actually parse, assuming you were bored and weenie-ish enough to actually remember what "parsing a sentence" MEANS, much less remembering how to do so, and let me tell you, out of all the things they tried to make you learn in school that you thought were utterly useless, those thing that made you wonder what the hell you need to learn that thing for, anyway, it's not like you'd ever use that knowledge in real life, parsing a sentence has GOT to be right at the top of the list, and you were absolutely correct in thinking that it was.

How's your head feel now?

Redstone
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:26 PM
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12. I couldn't even read it
you win
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:31 PM
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16. OK, I win. Now you have to post another picture of you and your sister.
Redstone
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:36 PM
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19. thats fair
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:37 PM
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20. Thank you. Were I a younger man, and not happily married as I am....
Redstone
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:04 AM
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33. Well I'm single so I'll say it...
Hawt! :P
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:10 AM
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35. why thank you
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:10 AM
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34. you asked for it
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:16 AM
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36. Oh, I did. And I appreciate your answer.
Redstone
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:19 PM
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10. Had a nice glass of wine.
May be driving later, so I have to take it easy.


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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:20 PM
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11. This beer is making me sober up...
What is wrong with me? :cry:
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:26 PM
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13. dude....
why can't you get drunk....c'mon now.....
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:29 PM
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14. I think I'm gonna switch back to the whiskey... see if that'll work.
:P
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:34 PM
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17. keep on trying
I'm here with you.... :beer:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:45 PM
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23. Y'know, originally I thought Bushmills was really just for mixing with stuff
and if I wanted to drink good straight whiskey I'd go for some nice scotch or something... but I think I've changed my position.

Bushmills is pretty good straight up. :)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:31 PM
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15. I'm out of money and out of alcohol
:(
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:35 PM
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18. that is so sad
:cry:
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:39 PM
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21. I wouldn't want to be you tomorrow morning...
which will be the morning immediately following the one I was what you will be. Two days in a row is too much.
I know what you're thinking right about now. :wtf: did she just say?

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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:41 PM
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22. I don't want to be me tomorrow morning either
hopefully I'll sleep through it.... I'll let you know
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:53 PM
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27. I bet you'll wish you were me tomorrow.
Despite two serious attempts, I have never had a hangover.

:P
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:00 AM
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31. I know I will have one....but it was worthe it
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:50 PM
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24. I have made a second scientific discovery about Bushmills triple-distilled irish whiskey tonight.
After a certain amount, it tends to impair one's sense of balance.
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:51 PM
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25. very astuste
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:53 PM
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26. Thankfully despite the slightly higher than average alcohol content in my body
my reflexes were more than up to the task of preventing my face from smacking into my keyboard.

It was a close call though. :P
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:54 PM
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28. dude, get stumuliy and say inappropriate things
fuck church and play
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:57 PM
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29. ... but I say inappropriate things already when I'm sober.
Edited on Sat Mar-15-08 11:57 PM by DarkTirade
:P
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 11:58 PM
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30. so say something inappropriate now
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:00 AM
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32. Can't, too busy watching porn and drinking.
:P
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:24 AM
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37. as of this post i am working on my first glass of cabernet...
thinking about a second.
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:27 AM
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38. go for the second
why so late
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:35 AM
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40. we don't keep it in the house
if we REALLY want it, we have to go get it.

...and I didn't think about it...my husband had been working in the garage all day on different stuff.
I guess he just felt like it, and decided to go get some.

He just poured me a second glass just now :)
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:29 AM
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39. Not as think as I drunk I am
actually I'm holding it together perdy good for a Sat and may even goto sleep in 10-20mins :P

:toast:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 09:50 AM
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41. Mild buzz
Wasn't drunk though
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