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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 04:53 PM
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Kirk is seducing another space alien
This time an "immense being" with "100 limbs which resemble tentacles." Fortuantely the Kelvans had assumed human forms with odd hair stylings:



Kelinda: Is there some significance to this action?
Kirk: Well, among humans, it's, uh... meant to express... warmth and love.
Kelinda: Oh. You are trying to seduce me. I have been studying you.
Kirk: Me?
Kelinda: All humans. This business of love. You have devoted much literature to it. Why do you build such a mystique around a simple biological function?
Kirk: We enjoy it.



This show was wasted on the prepuscent pokerfan.

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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 04:55 PM
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1. I can't help but find your avatar hilariously appropriate in conjunction with this thread title.
:P :rofl: I kid, I kid. Kirk & co. were before my time, but thanks to my dad, I kind of grew up with them all anyway. :hi:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:07 PM
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9. I was just a kid when it was on
By the time I had gotten older, they had moved on to TNG and the other spinoffs. I know the stories by heart, just never realized how um... stimulating the women were.



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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 04:59 PM
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2. ... tentacle sex?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:01 PM
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4. See: "Galaxy Quest".
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:04 PM
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8. Oh that's not right...
:P
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:07 PM
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10. Xenophobe!
For all we know, she's considered a hottie by her own species.

Rishathra!
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:11 PM
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12. I was quoting.
That's what Guy said when they started making out in front of him.

"Do you rish with those?"
"Yes, but carefully."
:P
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:13 PM
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15. Oh, that's right. Points for having a better memory than I do!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:04 PM
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6. Not. saying. a. Word.
:evilgrin:


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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 06:51 PM
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21. Only one word needs to be said...
Hentai! :P
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:00 PM
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3. I sure wish that I had a Kirk seducing a space vixen pic in my photobucket account!
:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:02 PM
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5. ...
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:04 PM
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7. When you're James T. Kirk...
EVERY day is Sex in Space Day!

:rofl:
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:09 PM
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11. Here's Kirk's every relationship with any female, in 11 seconds:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:12 PM
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14. Haha, excellent.
:P :hi:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:14 PM
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16. Kirk and Spock lose their favorite sex toy
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:19 PM
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17. Well... you've probably seen Kirk and Spock's relationship set to NIN:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:26 PM
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18. LOL! Awesome!
They truly were ahead of their time.



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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:12 PM
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13. She seems too uptight ... maybe her hair is tied to tightly.
It definitely pulling her eyebrows up into her forehead.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:34 PM
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19. You'd be tense, too, if you had...
Edited on Sat Mar-15-08 06:32 PM by Kutjara
...to compress 500 cubic yards of tentacles, eyeballs and whatnot into a 5'3", 120lb package. It'd be like one of us trying to disguise ourselves as a Pez dispenser: a touch claustrophobic, to say the least.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 05:51 PM
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20. Good point ... I bet she's wild when she undoes that knot on her head!!
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 07:09 PM
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22. Sort of like a balloon full of squid guts.
I would imagine.
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