Springing forward into terror by giant rabbits.

[Jack Sprat]

It started Sunday morning picking up the morning newspaper from the drive. The dawn mist revealed giants darting between oak trees and tall hedges down the block. I thought my eyes must have been deceiving me. Had I gone completely Mad? They appeared to be enormous rabbits, at least 12 feet tall. I was certain they were the hallucinations of a madman. Every morning I hustle back inside and bolt the front door. Am I alone? Can anyone attest to having the same experiences. I have shaved my head and doused my dome with excessive amounts of talc w/aloe, walked backwards, and barked at grinning dogs all in hope of clearing my head of these visions.