Oh no! Sad news about madinmaryland

[Orrex]

Robert Gates is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Why the hell should I care?" the President barks.

His staff sits stunned at this callous display, nervously watching as the President sits, rubbing his nose.

Finally, the President says, "I told you before—I get my coke from Paraguay."

[TZ]

1. ....

I have a story: One day, madinmaryland and Orrex go for a walk. Since they are not watching where they are going because they are busy trying to out Brazillion each other, they step off a cliff.
And the Lounge was a happier place.....:P

[Orrex]

3. Whoa--is that a true story?

'Cause I am totally freaking out right now.

[madinmaryland]

5. Don't worry about turtlensue, she is still get oxydized by

either the Oxyclean guy or Oxy-Rush!

[TZ]

6. I can understand that

You are probably feeling like a ghost of your normal self right about now....:P

[madinmaryland]

2. Nice twist on that Orrex!

Recommended!

[Orrex]

11. You've been zinging me for days--it's about time I returned the favor

Brazil!

[quip]

4. So, to review, instead of 3 Brazilian soldiers, it's a pair of guys.... but from which country?

:shrug:

[Orrex]

7. It's a little Chile in here all of a sudden

Which I suppose will mesh nicely with your nipple threads.

[quip]

8. Perusing my options, I turn the thermosat down-- global warming is the enema!

[Dr. Strange]

10. Uruguay

Urugoodguay

[quip]

12. Kenya tell someone in charge?

[TZ]

14. I Canada deal with any more puns.....

Best I got. I suck.

[Dr. Strange]

16. Good one, eh?

Oh well, I gotta go. Abyssinia later.

[quip]

17. I canuck believe that you can't do better. What stash-of-hash-you-on?

[TZ]

19. My mojo is a nono today...I'm distracted....:(

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7562806

;-)

[quip]

20. Meh; demand a recount!

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Orrex must be a Guyana mission ..

:hi:

[jobycom]

13. I go away for months, and come back to THAT?

:thumbsup:

[lildreamer316]

15. HI!!

You ok??
Glad to see you!!

[jobycom]

18. Hi back at you!

Thanks. I'm fine. Just didn't want to watch the primaries through a DU prism, so I wandered off. :)