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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:06 PM
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Anyone with inflatable sex partner experience?
Which brand is the best? How do they feel? As good as a regular sex partner?

Yeah, boiiiiiiiii! It's copycat time.

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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:08 PM
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1. ..
:thumbsup:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:12 PM
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2. Children, this is why Mommy drinks.
:eyes:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:21 PM
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3. I'm sure you have an excuse, but what's Midlo's?
:D
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:48 PM
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11. She's staying overnight at his house.
:scared:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:58 PM
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12. It's gonna be like a fab episode of "Dirty Jobs" here.
Hey Midlo, I'm gonna need you to take on the pooper-scooper role for the day. BoyMidlo is on bowls and blankets. TM is on...well, she's bringing me ice cold Amstels in my chaise, and fanning me with a palm frond.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 08:01 PM
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13. You should warn Midlo and TM that the dogs think any food held by a woman is theirs.
That whole situation could use a little spray bottle training.

Every time your roomie tries to feed them off her plate, yell "no" and squirt her with the water. ;)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 08:07 PM
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14. I'm going to cook them all gyros and let the pitbulls loose.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 08:09 PM
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16. How the fuck do you make vegan gyros?
Seitan? Maybe mushrooms?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 08:11 PM
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17. Lambs are herbivores.
Oh, shit...wait a minute, that's not right.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 08:13 PM
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18. Shut up asshole.
:P
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:21 PM
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4. I gave my boss and 'inflatable party sheep' for his birthday a few years ago
does that count?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:23 PM
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5. Depends. Did he use it?
What was his opinion?
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The Animator Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:28 PM
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6. That's just Baaaaaaaad.
Did it come with a Kilt?
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 08:17 PM
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19. Do you know why the Scots wear kilts?
To keep the sheep dry.
Lame

Angus
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:28 PM
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7. Tried it once
No dice. I kinda like my sex partners to respond and have their own needs.


khash.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:29 PM
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8. My ex-musician boyfriend's best friend used to bring his to all our drug parties.
He called her his Judy Doll.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:30 PM
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9. I've seen pictures,
but it looks too embarrassing to try. Not my gig anyway; the plastic wouldn't reciprocate...
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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 07:43 PM
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10. I did, but she was a blowhard.
Thank you, I'll be here all week, two shows nightly.

:rofl:
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 08:08 PM
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15. Bought one for my brothers bachelor party
Joke gift that everyone signed. It ended up in a box at my mom's house. We know she opened the box but not one word was said to us.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:07 PM
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20. She opened the box, eh?
Hmmmmmm...
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 09:42 PM
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21. Well, I tried to inflate him.
but he said "Whoa boy, slow down!"
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 10:43 PM
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22. Uhm, no.
:eyes:


:hi:
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