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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 04:14 PM
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OMG! New Paris Hilton action figure released!


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 04:20 PM
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1. I hate you!
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 04:21 PM by ALiberalSailor
I hate me more for falling for the old Paris Hilton action figure trick, but I do hate you as well.
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 04:32 PM
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2. Good lord.
Does that joke ever get old?

Actually, very quickly.
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 04:59 PM
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4. We been Rick rolled!
:rofl:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 04:51 PM
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3. Does it come with a depleted bank account?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-08-08 05:00 PM
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5. On closer inspection, we discover....
Leave Paris Alone!
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