Male DU'ers....would you wear a Speedo in public?

[terrya]

Once upon a time, when I was stupid and would go outside in summer to get that tan, I wore Speedos to get that even tan. Today, wearing a Speedo in public would not only be a tragic mistake, but a crime against humanity.

[MrCoffee]

1. When I was a competitive swimmer, yes

now, not so much.

[Aristus]

43. Same here.

I haven't worn Speedos in years. I wear surfer shorts for swimming and tanning now. I have photographic proof of the tan lines, but this post will get deleted if I display said proof. :evilgrin: O8) :+

[meegbear]

2. During Bear Week I do ...

and when I goto the tanning booth.

[terrya]

4. Well...

if you have any pics, don't let me stop you from posting them. :-)

[flvegan]

Uh, no.

Folks should consider themselves lucky for this.

[Iggo]

3. When I was a teenager, yes.

Now at 46, no.

[DS1]

5. no way

I'd get those swim trunks that allow sunlight through to tan evenly, if I cared that much about it. Just remember to sunscreen your dick first.

[taterguy]

6. Not even in private

[xchrom]

7. i like to see them on others -- either for lust or laughs --

but i think them unfashionable -- and don't wear them.

however i do sometimes wear them as underwear.

[qb]

8. Nope. It's family man swim trunks for me.

this:


not this:


or this:

[av8rdave]

9. I had to when on a swim team in college, but other than that....NO

Friends don't let friends wear Speedos...especially when over 30.

[lost-in-nj]

10. you know the routine..... thread.....worthless

no pictures



yadda yadda

lost

:hi:

[qb]

14. scroll up...

[lost-in-nj]

21. omg thank you.... thank you

thank you


pant



lost

[IndianaJones]

11. I had to wear one to swim class in college. I will never wear one again. nt.

[kwassa]

12. That's all I used to wear.

back when I had the bod for it.

Being a child of the '60s, I hated wearing any suit at all, which we rarely did back then. When I went to college I was forced to wear a suit at the college pool, and the tricot Speedos were wonderful because they were lightweight and dried almost instantly. I found one in the lost-and-found that I used for years.

I actually don't see any need for swimsuits at all. Everybody should just skinny-dip.

[meegbear]

17. The lost-and-found?

:puke:

[kwassa]

27. It was a clean suit, except for the body lice and cooties.

Why so squeamish?

[meegbear]

29. I guess I'm old fashioned ...

slightly used speedos are pretty low on the "I got 'em in the lost-and-found" list.

[Jimbo S]

I still do at 41.

If people are so prudish that they have a problem with it, well screw them.

I'd more embarassed to wear these things that now come down to your knees. That isn't swim wear.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Being into defiance and socially-inappropriate behaviour..."yes".

[quip]

35. I'm with Peake, but only if they have a "t" style in the rear.

:hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. Women appreciate the personal touch- cut them down yourself with scissors.

:thumbsup:

[quip]

38. Like they do with their jeans?

[Fire Walk With Me]

41. Exactly! It's a subtle hint that they want us to do that with our Speedos.

Who are we to disappoint the lovely ladies?

Dear goodness- "Speedo" isn't in the DU spellchecker. For shame...

[One_Life_To_Give]

15. Sure, if they came back in style

Nothing says we guys have to continue wearing potato sacks.

[Taverner]

16. When I lap swim I do

They keep my boys in line :)

But sitting around a beach? Nahhhh

[geardaddy]

23. How about when you lap dance?

:rofl:

[Taverner]

26. I do that nekkid!

of course

[youthere]

28. This thread is useless without pictures.

[ceile]

18. My brother in law still wears them.

He used to be a ballet dancer....now, not so much.
Oh, and he's a redhead.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Nor in private

I don't need that kind of reminder of what once was. :cry:

[Deep13]

20. Do yah mind? I'm eating.

:puke:

I couldn't do that to the unsuspecting public.

[geardaddy]

22. Um, no.

Never.

[PassingFair]

24. My husband and my cousin had to buy them to wear in a public pool in France...

it stands out as one of the funniest moments of my LIFE.

Sample:

Me: (To my cousin: "Where's Luke?"

My Cousin: "Last time I saw him, he was STILL shaving..."

(He FINALLY came out of the locker room....)

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. I was so just about to post about "PassingFair's husband..." but you

beat me to it.

[TK421]

30. Don't think so...

:scared:

[Javaman]

31. When I was 27 yes, at 45, HELL NO. I couldn't do that to the public. LOL nt

[Guava Jelly]

32. shit no

I'm almost 42..

[Fox Mulder]

33. Absolutely not.

[JackBeck]

34. Maybe, it depends.

Used to wear them a lot in my 20's, and depending on the beach and if I'd been to the gym, I'd entertain the thought.

Although, through experience, I've learned not to wear one in Puerto Rico or at the Jersey shore.

[Richardo]

37. No one wants that.

[Bennyboy]

39. Only if I really wanted to piss someone off!

[krispos42]

40. Depends on the dollars per minute you'd pay me

Otherwise, think of a Louie Anderson with buttfloss.


Well, not that bad, but darker body hair.

[TZ]

42. let me be the first to say

This thread is USELESS without pictures!!!111!!!

[BreweryYardRat]

44. No. Absolutely not.

I really don't want to cause mass suicides.

[Bucky]

45. Linus Torvalds in a Speedo

http://m0sia.ru/gallery2/d/40-2/Linus+Torvalds+in+a+Speedo.jpg If he can, you can

[DarkTirade]

46. I wouldn't wear one at home, why would I wear it in public?

[IzaSparrow]

47. I do when I go lap swimming.

It's psychedelic rainbow swirls!