Thread appreciation thread

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[Dr. Strange]

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4. Locking or unlocking?

Or a combination? :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

6. Yes, a combination.

36-24-36

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8. Weird. That's the combination to my lockbox that contains my magazine stash!

[TZ]

11. You mean you are

Hiding your Sports Illustrated "Twins" special issues? O8) ;-)

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12. I think the Twins this year are going to be hardly beaten

[TZ]

13. Hmm

Maybe the Minnesota Twins..I was kinda thinking of a more local team....:evilgrin:

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14. Well, I didn't use tortured grammar for my health....

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[TZ]

2. In my house

That is considered kitty porn!!:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I'm afraid not.

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5. ...

There were three pieces of rope wandering in the desert. They were very hot and thirsty. They came upon a bar and one went in. He asked for a drink and the bartender said, 'read the sign buddy we don't serve ropes.'

'Oh come on just this once', the rope asked again. The bartender said 'nope', so the rope left. The second rope figured he was a bit better looking and maybe the bartender would soften a little and let him have a drink. He went in and asked for a drink, the bartender shook his head and said 'Hey Buddy, it's just like I told your friend we don't serve ropes here.' Dejected the rope left the bar.

The 3rd rope heard both of their stories, thought for a moment. Then he rolled himself into a knot and fluffed the edges so it was a little frayed. The third rope went into the bar like this and asked for a drink.

The bartender asked, 'Hey are you a rope?' The 3rd rope looked down at himself and said 'Nope, I am a frayed knot!'

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

7. You're so knotty!

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9. Well, you are a little loopy!

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Would you stop that? If I were knotty, I'd be pine'ing for the Fjords.