Two things to ponder today:

[snappyturtle]

Two things to ponder today:

1. The Constitution
2. The Ten Commandments


The Constitution: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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Got this in an e-mail today and thought I'd share it! No offense meant to anyone!

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Well the constitution question...

I would imagine has a lot to do with the fact that Iraq and the United States are two very different places and that the historical and political backgrounds are very different. I don't know enough about U.S. history to cite examples, but that's part of it I'm sure.

[Bucky]

2. I am deeply offended...

...that no one has expressed any feigned outrage at this!!1!!eleven!2!

[harmonicon]

5. +1

I found the addition of "2" to be quite brilliant.

[snappyturtle]

6. HA! n/t

[youthere]

3. I find that incredibly offensive...

and as soon as I stop giggling I plan to be outraged.

[Bake]

4. I'm already outraged!

But then I've been getting my pour on ...

Bake