Great moments in movie reviews (spoiler warning for those who don't know their history)

[skygazer]

From a review of "The Other Boleyn Girl" -

As Anne, Portman attempts to transport her reign as Queen Padme Amidala of the planet Naboo in "Star Wars" to 16th century England. The only satisfying distinction between the two performances is that this time she's executed for it.

:rofl:

http://www.mercurynews.com/brucenewman/ci_8397643

[quip]

1. Natalie Portman could stand in front of the camera mute for 2 hours for all I care.

Hubba.

BTW, that is one BIG ASS nasty spoiler you've posted-- you should indicate that. Just sayin'

[KitchenWitch]

2. Everyone knows that Anne Boleyn was beheaded.

[quip]

10. ???

I'd like to see Jay Leno ask this question on the street: "Who is Anne Boleyn?"

This would be my answer: "I hope it's Johnson!" :9

[skygazer]

3. Um..... okay.....

[DS1]

4. It's not a spoiler

it's a time and money saver


oh yeah, the titanic sinks, jesus dies, and the Russians are kicked out of Stalingrad

[skygazer]

5. Jesus DIES??!!!111!

I'll be damned....

[Phillycat]

7. God dammit, why you gotta be FIRST at everything?

[Phillycat]

6. ...in other news, the boat sinks at the end of Titanic!

:eyes: You don't have to put spoiler warnings for HISTORY.

[quip]

8. Is THAT what Hollywood is now?

:shrug:

[DS1]

9. love the thread title ownage

love it!