Do you consider yourself a jerkoff or an asshole?

[datasuspect]

oh, yeah right, that's what everyone ELSE is.

mmkay.

[bbernardini]

1. Perhaps you're a yob or a wanker?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hxwg5UQWTHs

(Not that damn Rick Astley video, I swear.)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. some days.

[Pogue.Mahone]

3. What she sez...

when i have to be.

[MrCoffee]

4. I'm a much bigger jerkoff than I am an asshole.

[Cadwallader]

5. People call me asshole all the time

they're all assholes, of course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWA0PdPnfk

[Westegg]

6. Being from Pittsburgh, I'm a jag-off...

...as in "Yuns guys er such jag-offs fer drinkin' all the Arn."

[XNASA]

12. I was going to say that too.

In Chicago, Pittsburgh and a few other places, the term is 'jag-off'.

[Westegg]

13. Chicago too, eh?...

...I didn't know that. Cool. I honestly thought it was a local Pittsburgh thing. Pardon my provincialism.

[edbermac]

7. Only when I deal with neocons.

x(

[Bake]

8. Nope.

Not me.

Bake

[Seeking Serenity]

9. A bitch.

The other two seem to me to be exclusively male.

[unpossibles]

10. I am a jerkhole

I like to be different.

[redqueen]

11. I think more of a jerkoff.

But... I'm a girl, so... would that be 'fingerbanger'? :shrug:

[Crabby Appleton]

14. everybody's an asshole, with a bunch of other stuff hooked on to it.

[mikeytherat]

15. Jerkhole - it covers all the bases

mikey_the_rat

[Forkboy]

16. I don't know. You tell me.

:)

[KittyWampus]

17. Neither, you are a Wanker!

;)

[Forkboy]

18. I can accept that.

:D

[geardaddy]

19. I consider myself

an assoff

or is that a jerkhole?

[Serial Mom]

20. I guess I am an asshole

I was called that in GD-P yesterday, talked about it here in Lounge this morning and the crybaby is searching for all my posts and getting them REMOVED (not just locked, not thread deleted, but entirely REMOVED)!

I guess he makes a better case to the mods than I do about breaking DU rules cause I NEVER called him out, or attacked him personally by calling him names - I discussed the issue!

[matcom]

21. i'm a jerkhole

got a fucking problem with THAT??1

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. that's easy

men are jerk offs
women are assholes

simple

[rug]

23. Depends on the forum.

[trof]

24. Naw, I'm a geezer.

But I'm NOT a codger.
So quit saying that.

[x-g.o.p.er]

25. An assoff

[Taverner]

26. Both

[Mike03]

27. An asshole about 33% of the time. Rarely a jerk off, but I am guilty

of being an asshole for accusing others of being jerk offs.

[theredpen]

28. Aren't the options: asshole, jerkoff, scumbag

from the classic George Carlin bit?

[Blue_Tires]

29. the term 'jagg off' seems to work better

and personally, i'm more of a bastard

[Tikki]

30. Why sure, this gal thinks so...

and so do the folks around me.



Tikki

[youthere]

31. I think I'm more of a plonker.

[stuntcat]

32. no but

I try really hard not to offend people on DU, I want to respect everyone just for being a Democrat, which is why I came here, I was tired of fighting online. But a few young men have lashed out at me without my addressing them or offending them or even saying anything except about my feelings for animals.. so there must be something inherently assholey about ME.
I've learned a lot from DU, like to hardly ever hit "post message" after I've typed what I have to say, no matter how nice it is.
It seems like losing hope in people would have turned me into a terrible asshole.. maybe I'll start trying harder :P

[triguy46]

33. Neither, but 6 of my staff of 42 consider me both of those. Been a bad year.