Oh, LADIES!! I just read that there's a Gene Simmons (from Kiss) sex tape.

[flvegan]

And it's not with Shannon Tweed. I know many of you ladies (and some of you gents) must be pretty dadgum excited to know this!

Hold on...

Yep, a quick Google confirms it. Don't trample each other on the intertubes trying to download copies of it.

[supernova]

1. I'll take a pass

Even though I occasionally enjoy watching naked people, the thought of Gene Simmons naked is just

:puke:

[unpossibles]

7. he's not naked

he wears the "T-Shirt of Shame" and leaves on his pants, as well as his shoes and socks.

[supernova]

11. Well, that's cheating

Q: What's worse than a would be amateur porno?

A: An amateur porno where the two "stars" aren't willing to actually be porno stars.


Hey, Gene! You're a chicken for coping out on the on screen nakedness.

:P

[latebloomer]

2. I say it today

and I woulda said it in the 70s.

EWWW!

:puke:

[DS1]

3. Lets! Put! The Nyet is Sex!

nooo thanks!

[underpants]

4. I caught a few seconds of it

big hooters!

[flvegan]

5. Gene is getting older, you know. Moobs happen.

[unpossibles]

6. I've seen it, and let me say: just pass on it

it's the opposite of sexy on every level:

lingerie and flip flops worn by her
T-shirt and jeans-around-ankles worn by him
no tongue
Foreigner song playing in background ("I Wanna Know What Love Is")
really, really boring. Makes Paris Hilton look like exciting by comparison.

thumbs down, no stars.

[BarenakedLady]

8. I don't think my curiosity is strong enough

:puke:

[Sheets of Easter]

9. This is just happening now?

He's about the greediest fuck in show business. I guess he's not moving as many Kiss coffins as he anticipated.

[underpants]

10. Welcome to DU

:hi:

Celebrity Apprentice and now this---all of it is planned I am sure.

[Inchworm]

12. If the the target of this pic is a feature I may go look

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

13. oh. hells. no.

:puke:

[youthere]

14. There isn't a big enough box of wine in the world to make me download that.

[AlCzervik]

15. nope, no way, not looking it up.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Just the idea of that sex tape almost makes me never want to do the nasty ever again

[Archae]

17. I saw part of it.

:boring:

Not to mention, Gene's tongue is longer than his...well...you know. :-)

[LibraLiz1973]

19. Yeah, he has a verrrrrrrrrrry tiny schmeckle

[LynneSin]

18. Anyone want my copy?

I'd rather watch George & Laura Bush fornicate than Gene Simmons. That man is butt ugly

[ghostsofgiants]

20. I found out about that a few days ago...

And have wanted to die ever since. x(