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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:36 PM
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"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." "All pictures of you are from when you were younger".
Mitch Hedberg.

:rofl:

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:38 PM
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1. It's later than it's ever been.
:rofl:
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:45 PM
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2. Heh
"If you see me with nine apples fuckin' bag 'em up!"

He was awesome.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:22 PM
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3. I always order the Club sandwich, even though I'm not a member.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:29 PM
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4. "Rice is great for when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."
:D
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:32 PM
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5. I'm sick of chasing my dreams.
I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. :rofl:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:38 PM
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6. I play sports -- no I don't, what the fuck?
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work.


I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.


Mitch! A Strange and wonderful man.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:45 PM
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7. "What time is it?" " You mean right now?"
the great Zen master Yogi Berra
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:57 PM
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9. More sage advice from the master..."The future ain't what it used to be"
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:55 PM
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8.  My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana,
I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah."
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:58 PM
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10. I saw a wino eating grapes.
I said. "Hey, man..you gotta wait!"
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 03:12 PM
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11. " I put carwax on my cold sore"
" I don't know if it helped"
" but it did make it more shiny and noticeable"


:rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 08:17 PM
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12. I think it's carmex he's talking about.
That is a funny bit, though!

:rofl:

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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-24-08 10:23 AM
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15. Argh! Rabrrr!
My hearing is shot to hell!

:rofl: Thanks for the correction.

;) :hi:
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 08:25 PM
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13. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house
Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

:wtf:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 08:25 PM
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14. I miss that dude. He sure was funny!
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