Lines John McCain used to seduce Vicki Iseman?

[Arugula Latte]

"I'll stay in YOU 100 years, baby!"

"You wanna see the Keating Five ... inches?"


I have another one but I think it's too tasteless even for DU.... :evilgrin:

[rug]

1. Nice lobby, baby.

[Parche]

2. Did Reinhard Put You Up To This>?

:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

16. Ugh. Reinhard.

His name sounds kind of sleazy, come to think of it. "Hey, baby, you give me such a reinhard."

:hi:

[Parche]

17. You are on a roll today!!!!

Jack Ohman put you up to that one????????? :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Arugula Latte]

18. Hah! Thanks!

Maybe it's that sunshine we had today ... combined with the effects of the lunar eclipse ...

:toast:

[quip]

41. delete

[MonkeyFunk]

3. Don't worry babe, you can't get pregnant...

I cum dust.

[Arugula Latte]

6. Ewwww!!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

4. He Straight Whispered sweet nothings in her ear

while his wife was in the hospital

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Wanna be part of Operation Enduring Romance, bebbeh?

[Z_I_Peevey]

7. I've got a barrel full of pork with your name on it, baby. n/t

[madinmaryland]

8. Straight talk about hummuna, hummuna baby!!1!!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. "Want some pork in your barrel?"

[azmouse]

10. "Wanna see my saguaro?"

"It's very prickly."

[madinmaryland]

11. Hey Vicky!! Let's go porky-pigging!!1!! I got's my viagra!!

:hide:

[DS1]

12. How about some private financing after dark?

[Arugula Latte]

13. Okay. Here is the one I didn't post. What the hell. I've had a glass of wine:

"Just because I can't lift my arms doesn't mean other parts of me don't go up."

[NewJeffCT]

14. He denied there was romance, so he probably didn't use lines - he cut straight to the bottom line

"Hey baby, if you give me some, I'll make sure to pressure the FCC for you"

[Dr. Strange]

15. Are you looking for a position on my staff?

:shrug:

[Zephyrbird]

21. ROTFL!! nt

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. I think you're giving him wa-aaay too much credit.

"Seduce"? Oh please. Like that stupid, obnoxious old windbag could seduce a woman with ANY line.

Let's just call it what it is: a textbook example of Republican politics; illegal and hypocritical quid pro quo.

[Arugula Latte]

29. I know, but ...

it was a good excuse to make some really bad pee pee jokes ... :hide:

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Oh. Well in THAT case...

...carry on!


:patriot:

[Zephyrbird]

20. "Wanna see my warhead, baby??"

"It's funded by Viagra!"

rowwwwrrrrr.

Zephyr

[Z_I_Peevey]

22. My party doesn't understand me.

[Bucky]

25. !!

you win

[Inchworm]

23. No, I have NOT been eating shit

(shit eating grin)

:hi:

[DS1]

24. How about I plaster your face? Cindy mistook that as getting her face plastic wrapped

I don't know how she breathes...

[DS1]

26. Hey, just like me in Vietnam, we're both too late to abort

so whaddaya say we get it on?

[triguy46]

27. You look familiar, are you from Stepford by any chance?

[Jade Fox]

28. "How much?"

[Neshanic]

30. "Ever tube the Salt naked?"

[rurallib]

32. He'd straight talk her like this

"you want my help get me 2 viagra and suck on this thing"

[Radio_Lady]

33. Either this thread gets locked or JeffR gives it a DUzy award!

(Can he do both?)

I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!

Funny, funnier, funniest thread I've ever read --

Have a great day tomorrow, everyone.

Radio Lady (in excellent shape and recovering from surgery)

[Arugula Latte]

35. Hi Radio Lady!

Glad you're recovering nicely! :toast:

[Radio_Lady]

37. Thanks for the toast, Oregonian. Yeah, I'm doing better tonight.

Good news is my husband went to work out at the gym today. Tonight, he's out with our son-in-law for a beer at some restaurant in Beaverton. Gotta allow for those spaces in our togetherness.

I had a beer for dinner tonight, just for pleasure!

Good night and good luck! See y'all tomorrow...

Radio Lady Ellen

:toast:

[Arugula Latte]

34. "How'd you like a taste of Pure McCain Sugar?"

[Xipe Totec]

36. "How'd you like a taste of Pure McCain, Sugar?"

Just a slight change...

:evilgrin:

[Strawman]

38. I just stole Bob Dole's pills. Time to make the Iseman cometh!

[Arugula Latte]

44. ...

:spray:

You're good...Very good. :applause:

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. 'My plane went down, and so do I'

(*extends arms*)

(*runs around room*)

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*BOOM*

GAH! MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!! MOOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEEEE!!!

[Arugula Latte]

45. OMG

:rofl:

[hunter]

40. I imagine it was the other way around.

"Be a good boy, Johnie, and take off your pants for me..."

"Yes, ma'am!"

"Let's talk about telecommunications, Johnie..."

.

.

.

I'd imagine a little more but then I'd :puke:

[quip]

42. Pull my finger.

[puerco-bellies]

43. Want to see my "other" wattle?

:puke:

[Arugula Latte]

46. Now that is a visual I don't need.

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

47. "Once you go POW, you're gonna me-OW!"

"Want to be part of a sordid and pathetic third marriage?"