My husband thinks he can win "the Bumper sticker War" against me.

[LaraMN]

I got a new car last week and I've been looking for bumper stickers for it.
I told my husband I'm going to get an evolvefish emblem, and he said,
"you're not putting anything on the car."
I summoned up my keenest persuasive argumentation skills, plied my mental lexicon for the most articulate and constructive words, and said,
"Oh yes I am!"
The conversation progressed in such fashion:
"No you're not!"
"Yes I AM!"
"NO! You're not!"
"Yes I am! It's MY car!"
"No! It's OUR car!"
"No! It's MY car, and I AM putting bumper stickers on it, so you might as well just quit now."

I'm pretty certain he thinks he can stop me. If he takes my stickers off, I am super-gluing this to the back of his truck:




I am dead serious. I will do it.

[MrCoffee]

1. Tell him I'd be happy to represent him

we'll take you for everything you've got.

[LaraMN]

10. I have a car

And a lot of lingerie.

Go for it.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

12. In that case

I'd be happy to represent you. We'll take him for everything he's got.

[DarkTirade]

2. I'd go for a preemptive strike...

y'know, just in case. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

11. You're an instigator!

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

22. It's a defensive... umm... attack.

:shrug:

[malta blue]

3. poor fool...

doesn't know you are "she who must be obeyed" :rofl:

[LaraMN]

14. You'd think after twelve years, he'd have figured it out.

He must be hopelessly optimistic.
:P

[redqueen]

4. Wait a second... "his" truck?

He has "his" truck, but the car you have to share?

[MrCoffee]

5. oh. my. gawd.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[redqueen]

6. I'm impossible to put up with.

Really.

[LaraMN]

15. See! YES!

The truck is so nasty and gross that I wouldn't really want to be associated with it, but that's beside the point...

:P

[redqueen]

16. So... the Princess sticker would be a definite improvement.

:7

[LaraMN]

18. I think so!

I would get in so much trouble....
and yet I'm still tempted...

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. It would be

if it weren't missing a comma.









:freak:

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Typical Republican

:P

[LaraMN]

17. Oohhhh!

That's right! Bossy, self-assured, and destined to lose.

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[bicentennial_baby]

19. 'Zactly

:evilgrin:

[trof]

8. Miz t. declared the new Prius a 'no-bumper-sticker zone'.

But I can stick what I want on the 4 year old mini-van.
We compromise.

[trof]

9. Do you have 'your car' and 'his car'?

We just have 'our cars'.
:shrug:

[Kutjara]

13. You're lucky. I don't even own my hair.

When I told my wife I was thinking of shaving my head, she said "no." I said, "What do you mean 'no'? It's my hair. I can do what I want with it." She replied, "Actually, it's our hair."

And "our hair" it has remained.

[trof]

21. Well, at least who 'owns' hair isn't one of our problems.

I have a grayish white fringe.
Shiny on top.
;-)

[FloridaJudy]

20. May I suggest a compromise?

"MAGNETIC BUMPER STICKER HOLDER
Attach a favorite bumper sticker to this Magnet Bumper Sticker Holder and put it on your car or any magnetic surface. You could have a different message every week. There is a magnetic side and a non-magnetic side. Be sure to put the sticker on the non-magnetic side. Bumper Sticker Holder is 3" x 12 1/2"."

available from Northern Sun:http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/2412.html?id=BjoFSeBk

That way, when you're driving the car, it gets a bumper sticker. When he does, it doesn't. This will also eliminate any arguments about marring the paint.

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. I gotta better compromise:

He shuts the fuck up and Lara does a victorious Dance of the Seven Chipmunks around his defeated Republic ass.



:P

[JVS]

25. it's bad for resale value, and marking your car makes you much easier to stalk/track

[tigereye]

26. I put em on my car

and my husband doesn't put any on his.


seems to work... :hi:


is he afraid of your lefty stickers?

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Put this one on your car.

All men are idiots and I married their King.



:hide:

[Deep13]

28. Now why would you give up a moving billboard.

It's the last free speech in this country. In '04 someone had calculated that a bumpersticker is worth $400 in advertising.

Gottah have an evolve fish. 'Course I wouldn't want to be the cause of trouble between you and the Princess.

[Deep13]

29. Here's a good one.

http://valiante.plugnpay.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/p-100-CP.html?L+scstore+ykwv7115ff8c408c+1203584850