Where is that confounded bridge?

[underpants]

A railway bridge missing after being destroyed by the floods. Police in the western Czech border town of Cheb have launched an investigation into the theft of a four-tonne railway bridge.
(afp.com)

[alarimer]

1. In the refrigerator with the TV remote

either that, or, it's in the same place as all those lost socks.

[Orsino]

2. Lamest James Brown impression EVAR.

[Westegg]

5. Zep meant it as a light-hearted homage...

...Plant wasn't trying to "do" J.B. Page, Jones and Bonzo were doing what they do, but with a "Godfather" swing to it. There are many bootleg versions of Zep in concert injecting James's songs here and there. It was never about doing an impression. They had too much respect for the man to parody him.

[Orsino]

6. ?

Zep? :shrug:

[Westegg]

7. I wanna tell you bout my good friend...

The crunge Lyrics
Artist(Band):Led Zeppelin Review The Song (1) Print the Lyrics
...I ain't disclosing no names but--
He sure is a good friend and!
I ain't gonna tell you where he comes from, no!
If I tell you you won't come again! Hey!
I ain't gonna tell you nothin but I do will, but I know, yeah!
I should do but I know now let me tell you bout my girl:
Open up a newspaper and what do I see? Ahh, ah
See my girl, ah, looking at me
Ooh, And when she walks, Ooh, lemme tell ya:
She walks and when she talks, she talks and
When she looks at me in the eye
She's my baby lord I wanna make her mine
Tell me baby what you want me to do!
You want me to love you, love some other man too?
Ain't gonna call me Mr. Pitiful, no!
I don't need no respect from nobody...

I ain't gonna tell you nothing I ain't gonna no more, no!
She's my baby let me tell you that I love her so and
And! She's the woman I really wanna love
And let me tell you more, oooh!
She's my baby she lives next door
She's the one a woman the one a woman that I know.
I ain't gonna... tell you one thing that you really ought to know ooh!
She's my lover baby and I love her so and
She's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl!
And she's the kind of lover that makes me me fill the whole world and
She's the one who really makes me jump and shout, ooh!
She's the kind of girl - I know what it's all about!
Take it all
Take it, take it, take it!

Oh excuse me!
Oh will you excuse me?
I'm just trying to find the bridge...
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Bridge?

(Have you seen the bridge?)
I ain't seen the bridge!

(Where's that confounded bridge?)

[DS1]

3. well that's one way for the train's chef to flip the pancakes and eggs

:crazy:

[underpants]

4. Old story about a guy sitting down to a Bacon and eggs breakfast

Yeah sure the chicken was dedicated....but the pig was COMMITTED!

[KitchenWitch]

8. Here is one!