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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 07:57 AM
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Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kitchen_floor_conflict_intensifies

:rofl:

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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 08:28 AM
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kickin this, dammit
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 08:28 AM
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1. kickin this, dammit
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 10:38 AM
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2. This part cracked me up
"Not only is it seen by both Boswellist and Johnsonian interests as a crucial location for establishing territorial control in the kitchen-floor region, but it also makes a crumpling sound that both sides find irresistible."

We had a couple of cats years ago who loved paper bags--if we laid a bag on the kitchen floor, one would crawl inside and curl up and the other would calmly walk over and sit down on the open end of the bag, trapping the other one inside. It happened every time!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 10:42 AM
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3. Listen up, all you grey tabbybots. You need to hear the truth.
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 10:47 AM
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4. OMG!
I think the Onion has been spying on our house!
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 10:56 AM
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5. This part was my favorite
"People in the middle of this have tried everything they can to quell the violence, including bringing in a second bag, but nothing has worked," :rofl: :rofl: That's teh kittehs for ya!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 11:06 AM
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6. The Onion is brilliant
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ordinaryaveragegirl Donating Member (853 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 12:34 PM
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7. Kick!
Cardboard boxes are fair game in my house too!
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