"New Urinal Puck Monday" is just the pick-me-up I needed this week

[Orrex]

IBTL, I suppose.

[quip]

1. Or this: Spinal Tap Quotation Day fell on a MONDAY this month:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7456098&mesg_id=7456098

You'd love this part, Orrex!

DAVID: I’ve been listening to the classics, I belong to a...great series um..It’s called the ‘Namesake Series’ of
cassettes.
MARTY: Uh huh..
DAVID: And they send you the works of famous authors, done by actors with the same last name. So I’ve got
Denholm Elliot reading T.S. Elliot on this one...
MARTY: Yeah...well, that’s interesting...
DAVID: I’ve go... Yes, I’ve got Danny Thomas doing “A Child’s Christmas in Wales” by Dylan Thomas, and...next
month it’s Mclean Stephenson reads Robert Louis Stevenson. Ah, “Treasure Island” I believe.
MARTY: That’s interesting...It’s fascinating.
DAVID: Yeah.. and there’s also something...there’s uh shorter works of Washington Irving, read by someone called
Dr. J.
MARTY: Oh, that’s Julius Irving...Julius Irving...

(though I don't suppose you have any clue who "Dr. J is, either!) :rofl:

[TZ]

2. must have read my mind...

I just got back from a drug screen so urined my mind anyway.:rofl:

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3. I hope everything came out all right

:hide:

[Orrex]

4. Either way, it's all behind her now

:rofl:

[TZ]

5. watch it

You are pissing me off....:rofl:

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6. You DID remember to stop smoking weed/crack/meth before midnight, right?

:shrug:

[TZ]

8. Well If I didn't

I can just flush my career down the toilet...:rofl:

[Orrex]

9. Chelation will wash those nasty drugs out of your system

And cure the heartbreak of psoriasis into the bargan...

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10. Don't you give a shit about your career? Oh, apparently you did!

:yoiks: ibtl sorry, Orrex! :scared:

[TZ]

11. I've heard about

men getting into pissing matches at work but this is ridiculous...:P

[Orrex]

13. Pissing matches is a great way to burn your--

Oh, wait a minute...

[Orrex]

7. It's all water under the bridge

Unless you happen to be someone who drops her dentures in the commode; then it's water all around the bridge.

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15. Unless you happen to be someone who is a Simon & Garfunkel friend; then it's like a

bridge over troubled water.

[JBoy]

12. Reminds me of the "Urinal Game"

Test your understanding of urinal etiquette.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal

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14. Is that ripped off of Dave Barry's book?

:shrug:

[Orrex]

16. I think that it's part of our group consciousness

I scored 100% on the test (aside from the trick question), and I've never read Barry's thoughts on the matter.

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17. I agree. I think that it was him who actually articulated the memetic activity

(hence, the humor value)