Proof positive that a complete lack of talent won't prevent you from buying a $4.4 million mansion

[Amerigo Vespucci]

No Joke -- Mencia Lands Mansion

Posted Feb 10th 2008 10:30AM by TMZ Staff

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/10/no-joke-mencia-lands-mansion/



Alleged joke stealer Carlos Mencia just purchased a $4.4 million house in Encino -- an upgrade to make room for visitation by his massive family. He has 17 siblings! No, really, 17!

According to the L.A. Times, the 8,500 square foot home -- purchased from "Say It Isn't So" actor Eddie Cibrian -- has two master-bedroom suites, six en suite bedrooms, family room with a wet bar, banquet-sized dining room, home theater with seating for 15 or more, a pool, barbecue pavilion and six-car garage.

Who's laughing now?

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. My problem is that I am just a whisker's breadth above the no-talent line.

I want a mansion and a yacht and I cannot have it. :cry:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. OK, I don't usually do this, BUT...

...I'm going to make an exception and send you GOOD VIBES and the necessary elements for using the Law Of Attraction to MANIFEST the mansion and yacht into your life.

And when you get them, I damned well better receive an invitation to the open house.

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Tell you what, I'll manifest the yacht with you already on it. How's that?

Here you are:



:7

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Ted Lange "might" be GOD.

Just sayin'...

Isaac the Bartender knew all, saw all, and mixed a mean Manhattan.

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Yeah, "might".

If it weren't for Anne B. Davis. And there's no way I'm going to manifest the Brady Bunch.

:shrug:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. If it's a choice between Ted and Anne B, ted becomes "Ted WHO?"

Anne was the only woman on the planet who could tame Sam the Butcher, who...in addition to being a self-proclaimed butcher...was also a guy who played Neil Young's song "A Man Needs A Maid" over and over and over again while sobbing uncontrollably.

I wasn't THERE when he did it, mind you...I'm just doing the MATH.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Touché!

:7

[Deja Q]

3. He should have stolen some condoms instead...

With 7 left to spare too! :7

Just don't make them TOO thin...