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If I were a life coach, I'd make my clients clean their belly buttons as a first step. Why?

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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-08-08 09:19 PM
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If I were a life coach, I'd make my clients clean their belly buttons as a first step. Why?
1. If you're going to throw good money at someone to coach your life, I think you probably need to review the basics. Behind your ears will be next.

2. If you haven't dusted your bookshelf in years, you're probably long overdue.

3. I think I could probably sell the notion that the purpose is to cleanse the initial contact point you had with the world, symbolizing a new beginning, and a fresh outlook.

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- Dave
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-09-08 08:54 PM
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-09-08 08:56 PM
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2. I'd have them bleach their assholes
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-09-08 09:07 PM
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3. For those inclined to dismiss this...
... It's a real procedure.

And so help me, nobody wants the pics. So just don't.

- Dave
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