Oh, I'd hack that.

[CorpGovActivist]

I want the mac address for Rachel's Apple. Oh, the things I would IM to her.

"Do it. GIVE PAT A GREAT BIG WET WILLY! Do it. You know you want to."

God, she makes me want a new Apple.

Steve Jobs, are you listening? I want an ad with Rachel in it. Pat lookalike with a PC.

- Dave

[ThomCat]

1. Okay, I'm clueless.

:shrug:

Rachel? Pat?

I'm assuming Rachel's cute. :)

[CorpGovActivist]

2. Rachel Maddow. Pat Buchanan. Iconic Apple v. PC ads.

Rachel Maddow is on MSNBC, frequently, as KO's guest, opposite stodgy old Pat.

I'm gay, but Rachel's incisive intellect, sense of fun, and sharp comebacks are fun to watch.

And when they pan away for commercial breaks, you can see her checking her Apple laptop.

She deserves a promotional fee. I'm ready to head over to the Apple store tomorrow.

- Dave