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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 10:17 PM
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The Most Dumbest Ever Quiz Answers
In case you feel the need to laugh at those who aren't as intellijent as you...

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus.

http://in.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idINN3156...
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 10:37 PM
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1. Eubanks: Where is the strangest place you and your wife ever made love?
Newlywed wife: That would be in the butt, Bob. :hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:15 AM
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2. That was a classic!
I'm sure she didn't recover from that one!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 09:54 AM
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3. Whoosh.
:hide:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:32 PM
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5. Another classic:
Eubanks: "How would your husband describe your flow?" Obviously referring to menstrual flow, right?

Contestant from the really deep South: "Oh, we got a linoleum flo'."
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 10:01 AM
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4. Maybe she meant Butte, Montana.
:7
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 08:34 PM
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6. Listen, if Roger Rabbit had been part of the DaVinci Code, I would have gone to see it!
Bwahaha!
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