Free legal advice. Ask me anything.

[rug]

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

1. It is legal to flame you?

Just checking.

[rug]

3. That is not in the form of a question

punctuation notwithstanding.

:spank:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. Sorry...

Is it legal to flame you, asshole?

[rug]

15. Is that any thing to call a lawyer?

:spank: :spank:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

20. So many punchlines...so little time

I'll let MrCoffee field that one.

[CorpGovActivist]

32. Does a club like that need a special license?

[taterguy]

2. The cops are knocking on my door right now

Should I let them in?

[rug]

4. You need to ask a lawyer that?

Dude, you're on the wrong board.

[Sanity Claws]

5. How do I sue someone when I don't know their identity?

Any idea?

[rug]

10. Serve the third person you see walk by.

They'll settle.

[MrCoffee]

7. Well done!

:applause:

[rug]

11. Hey, don't threadjack me, bro!

[unpossibles]

8. should I eat this? nt

[rug]

12. By all means.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I'm getting ready to start my non-profit.

Which would be the best state to file the paperwork in? Additionally, the bylaws thing is really pissing me off. Can I just skip that part?

[rug]

16. That's two questions. No soup for you!

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Can I get a restraining order against the human species, before they get one on me?

[rug]

18. Too late.

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. You're giving the legal advice, do something!

[rug]

23. Well, if you change your socks they may lift it.

[RainDog]

14. care to join me?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7413059&mesg_id=7413059

I'm trying to form a cult...how do I go about forming a Cult LLC?

[rug]

21. Sorry, too much fine print.

[Bucky]

17. If I shoot the sheriff, but I do not shoot the deputy, is it a capital offense...?

... or can I claim self defense?

[rug]

22. I will not answer on the ground that it may tend to incriminate me.

[theredpen]

24. U.S. Government Public Enforcements

1. Can the President enforce regulating issues pertaining to the U.S. Government regulations and according to the U.S. Government enforcements?

2. Shouldn't we have a president who WILL?

[rug]

27. 1. I'll ask Lee.

2. Extra questions will cost you.

[Pale Blue Dot]

25. Are you anonymous?

I don't take advice from anonymous people.

[rug]

28. Not only am I nymous, but my username is unique.

[lightningandsnow]

26. Should it be illegal for lawyers to use performance-enhancing drugs?

[rug]

29. Hell, no.

[northzax]

30. my dishwasher stopped working

any advice?

[rug]

31. Fire his lazy ass.